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More like "shooooot herrrrrr", right? Right?
Thank god you were here, I was going to call the police.
I am going to get seriously frustrated if Moon doesn't get a single nomination anywhere. Was it seriously too much of a "genre movie" for anyone to go see it? I'm willing to accept a soundtrack nod here, guys.
This is the only case in which I approve of the casting of Nicolas Cage. I think his ridiculous style of overacting will only serve this movie well.
I don't know....what your problem is with Brody's character's...writing...
HEY ANNE OF GREEN GABELS, THERE IS A TYPO UP THERE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW TO PRESERVE THE GRAMMATICAL INTEGRITY OF YOUR WEBSITE THANSK
Michael Emerson - "Lost" (ABC) The real question is WHEN is the Emmy.
Other Positions Available: Anyone with rudimentary proofreading ability.
I'm assuming this is now the "suckers who are actually working all day Friday" open thread.
Harold and the Purple Crayon Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Tyler Perry Presents: Big Mommas' House 3: Madea Meets Big Momma
This is really good. Reminds me of Pink Floyd, but I'm not sure why!
Does "Very High Funny" mean that once you're very high, it becomes funny, or just a generally extreme level of humor?
I guess there is no significant evidence for the existence of alien life Gabels, but it seems pretty arrogant to assume we're all that's cropped up in the ol' universe.
I just realized the one scenario in which I would see this movie. Bad Boys 3: Police Academy 8 (Starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell)
Bad Boys 3: I Seriously Thought Martin Lawrence Was Dead
You may think "Oh come on that accent is absurd who speaks like that?" But they really do Gabe, it is an affliction here.
Psssssh, who has a Mom? Moms are lame, get with the TIMES.
So glad you make the 30 Cock joke first Gabe. If I had to come in here and hit that softball I'd be disappointed.
Kid fucking LOVES mangoes. I support his mango-based platform.
@stuffmydadsays is one of the better gimmick Twitter accounts I've ever encountered. Thank you kindly for this, drewmo.
@john_ham, brosephine.
Aliens is better, but...T2 bro, T2.
It's like E.T. fucked Lord of the Rings.
"I got so many bullets, I don't even need a gun" - Jay-Z
You know you've made it when you're ghostwriting a book for your e-famous cat.
It is one of my greatest pleasures to vote for B. Frank. Dude rules.
Single female lawyer / Fighting for her client / Wearing sexy mini-skirts / And being self-reliant
you mean the obligatory .gif of him dancing on a number of moving treadmills? he would obviously be wearing the hat, though
I seriously own like every Jamiroquai album. Funk AND didgeridoo? SIGN ME UP.
If by "exact copy" you mean "a shadow of", then I totally agree.
I'm starting to think that the "HURGHT JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS CAPTAIN SPARROW IN ERRYTHING" camp may just be crazy.
UGH I watched the entire first season of Lost over the past two weeks and now I kind of want to see the rest. (Or, more accurately, see a portion of the rest until I get bored).