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Whoops, I'm admittedly pretty ignorant of the inner workings of Oprah.
On one hand, watching a bunch of fairly well-off (I'm assuming if you can afford Oprah tickets then you're probably doing okay) middle-aged people get thousands of dollars of free stuff that they don't really need kind of puts a bad taste in my mouth. On the other hand, I'd also be flipping shit if I got thousands of dollars of free stuff that I don't really need (and got to see Oprah!!!!!!!!!), so I guess it all works out.
I like this song. Take THAT!
The second half of Impossible Soul makes me infinitely happy.
"The post makes clear the band has lent their songs to film, TV, and charity, but have never allowed their music to “sell” anything, despite being asked quite often." So wait... does this mean the Jonsi song in the new Social Network trailer that doesn't actually sound like one specific Jonsi song is actually just a rip-off of a Jonsi song? That makes a lot of sense, actually.
At first i was like "well I've got a fear of heights but its just a video, how bad could it be?", but then he climbed HIGHER THAN THE SEARS TOWER WITHOUT ANY SAFETY LINES and I basically just had a heart attack for 8 minutes.
Two of my bosses supposedly traveled hundreds of miles to go to this, and I really want to see if I can find them in this video, but I don't think I have the mental fortitude to watch this video closely for 13 minutes. It's like a Where's Waldo page but everyone is dressed like Waldo, your sanity slips away with every second that passes, and you're not even sure Waldo even bothered to show up.
I'm not so willing to say this movie had plot-holes. I mean, maybe I'm putting too much faith in Nolan, but I feel like after eight years of work he would have made sure everything worked correctly. I saw the movie twice on Friday and then spent a large amount of the weekend thinking about everything that seemed like a "plot-hole" (I have a lot of time to think at my job), and pretty much all of them I was able to explain without having to make large assumptions. The answers are pretty much all there in the movie, but some are rather subtle. Like the whole "why wasn't the snow level in anti-gravity too" thing. In the second level, at one point there is a tremor, and Saito asks Eames "Turbulence on the plane?", to which Eames responds with something along the lines of "No it's too strong, it must be the van". Which is a roundabout way of saying that when something effects the levels below it, the effect degrades with each level it goes down. Since the van was in level one, the anti-gravity effect was only noticeable in the level directly below it. I think.
I don't understand the statement, and I won't respond to it.
Sleighs Bells went in a really weird direction with this Infinity Guitars video.
Not to rain on the parade, but I'm pretty sure the majority of this is true, which actually makes this legitimately sad: http://i45.tinypic.com/k1x9mw.png That said, this meme is still hilarious.
Full disclosure: this trailer gave me a huge nerd-boner.
I feel bad laughing at this because, seriously, I've always wished I could live in a world where I could buy a katana and be really excited about it and not get weird looks from everyone who enters my house. This guy is basically living my dream.
Seriously, what did he fire out of it, some fireworks? Although to be fair, the inside of that snakes mouth is apparently coated in Kevlar.
Sorry guys (or maybe just Gabe? Sometimes it's hard to tell whether you monsters like something or not), but I think this movie actually looks pretty good. Consider me interested.
Don't forget the Pajamaralls and Jenna's mom's trampoline accident!
I watched it, because I'm a baby monster with absolutely no restraint, and it was pretty cool. It didn't show too much (duh, teaser) but I'm on board with the general idea of it.
Actually, it's spelled "pwned". I hate myself.
I'm going to have to strongly disagree, Community provided pretty much non-stop laffs last night. Definitely my favorite of the night.
"Knowing that there was no chance of calling for help in the roaring crowd, the kidnapped boy recalled a bear survival tip he learned in Boy Scouts. Swallowing his panic, he began to play dead, hoping the distracted Larry King would lose interest and move on to more enticing prey."
As a current Burger King employee (I know, yuck), I'll admit that I was initially amused when I found out I would be making sandwiches that are (basically) named after Mickey Rourke. However the novelty wore off after like the third one, and now they're just really annoying to make, and everyone wants one. Seriously, people can't get enough Mickey Rourke Burgers. They just love the taste of Mickey Rourke (again, yuck). I feel like I had a point to make when I started this comment, but i guess I lost it. #vaguelyrelevantstoriesgum
Why do I never refresh?
How about Hurricane Big Meanie?
I physically can't stop smiling at that video. Videogum, you are seriously THE BEST.
I laughed waaaay too hard at that.
It's times like these when I really wish I knew how to use photoshop.
Line 5, all the way to the right: Mew? God I hope so.
I don't have a clever caption, I just want to say that Barack Obama Looks At Awesome Things was the greatest collection of photos involving Obama I've ever seen. I can die happy now that I've seen Obama preparing to deflect a fireball with the Hylian Shield.
I just bookmarked that site and will be visiting every day for the next 15 days to vote, because if this happens I will be able to die happy (or at least happier).
Eeeee! I feel like a celebrity just gave me a high five on TV.
And it's already gone. What did NBC expect when they put this up? Tons of polite and thoughtful suggestions by Leno's millions of internet savvy fans?
"I'm ah NBC appointed fedehral asshole." -Jay Leno, always (That joke is still cool, right?)
For the record, I, and I assume most people here, love it because she is an adorable 12 year old who has some pretty impressive editing and internet skillz for her age. I didn't even notice the physical disabilities until I saw someone mention it.
I'll be honest, I'm still pretty confused here. Am I missing something obvious? Is it the finger thing? Or something else? What are we talking about?
That 12 year old girl is already a waaaay better video editor than I will ever be. And she's adorable. My life is now pointless.