I kind of understand how advertising and publicity works or whatever, but I've read (THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES) that 50 is donating one meal via the UN World Food Programme for every "like" they get on facebook and also one for every bottle sold over the next five years. I mean, that seems kind of cool. But yes, this commercial is dumb and I don't really like energy drinks because they make me feel like I might poop my pants.
I saw Jesse Ventura at the first day of OccupyMN. He suplexed some lippy conservative into a fountain. I couldn't tell if he did it for attention or for the love of suplexes.
I have a 10 year reunion on Saturday, but thanks to facebook I'm constantly reminded how much I don't give a shit what kids from high school are doing. Thanks, facebook!
While thinking about this case, it was strange for me to think that DNA testing wasn't something that was readily available for most people 17 years ago. I look back at Mia Zapata who was raped and killed a year before these 3 boys and a saliva sample was found on her body and frozen and tested for DNA later and they found the guy that did it 10 years after the fact. Cheers to DNA testing. Maury knows what I'm talking about.
I was just saying how I treat my morning commute like a video game. If I don't get anyone's bodily fluids on me on the bus ride, +50 points. If I sidestep the pile of vomit on the sidewalk in downtown, +25. If I ever ride the bus with this guy, +all the points.
Every so often a video on this site makes me reflexively close the entire videogum tab on my browser. Stopping the video or hitting the back arrow just doesn't seem like it will be enough. This video was one of those videos.
I suppose I have never mourned a death via twitter before, but I get that people do that. People feel comfortable opening up on the internet to strangers. "NO DUH." -Monsters everywhere
If Topher Grace died, I'm sure everyone would be on Videogum trying to figure out what's up.
I haven't been able to decide on any trips I want to take to use my vacation time, so I'll just say that if Videogum can get any press passes, I will T1FTT.
It's important to know your audience and judging by how long the words were on screen for the opening credits, they know their audience can barely fucking read.
For real! His office is stupid. I have zero celebrity apprentices and even MY office has 2 awesome robots in it. One of the robots even has a secret door that I put a fridge in to hide my beer. Donald Trump, fuck you and fuck your office.
I only worked there about a month, but the craziest part was how it always smelled like farts. Like maybe our customers were just really gassy because of all the junk food we sold them? Or maybe people just saved up all their farts for our store? Blockbuster: Where people go to fart. Fuck that place.
One time someone returned a copy of Half Nelson with a porno in it. I decided to just put it back on the shelf anyway. That turned out to be a huge fucking mistake, according to Blockbuster. But still not anything worth getting fired over.
Well there was one time when I was tripping at 10 in the morning and a lady came in and was requesting a movie that wasn't out yet, so I tried explaining that to her, but she just grew angry with me. Her yelling turned into roaring and before I knew it she had turned into a stegosaurus. It was crazy. But all the sudden I couldn't remember if the stegosaurus was an herbivore or carnivore, so I had no idea how much danger I was in. I played it cool and ducked behind the counter and tried baiting her by throwing licorice toward her. She wasn't taking the bait. She got impatient and left. I put on Jurassic Park.
I worked at a Blockbuster and gave everyone everything for free and got caught living out of there after my landlord kicked me out. But the thing that got me fired was playing music in the store instead of a 5 minute trailer on repeat.
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