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Hey! That Triceratops in the trailer was totally voiced by Kristen Schaal (Mel from Flight of the Conchords.) So exciting!
Ooo! I've been doing this for the last few years or so! I can't wait: Here's a few from the vaults! 2009 (Watchmen Valentines):: 2008 (30 Rock Valentines): 2007 (Kids in the Hall Valentines): 2006 (Strangers With Candy Valentines): This year I'm going with Lost as my theme. Happy Valentimes ya'll!
I noticed that too! It's like, what the hell!? Butterfinger found the cash somehow to use most of the cast, why can't Coke use some of the money they save by using slave labor to bring in Harry Shearer for 15 minutes of work? Also, what the hell is the commercial trying to tell us? That we should all be loving and forgiving to billionaires that lose their money? Why is Mr. Burns a hero somehow? Did becoming poor make up for his years and years of being a dick?
Wha? Is Triumph even Conan's to begin with? Doesn't Robert Smigel perform the character and own the rights to him? I know I saw Triumph on the short lived "TV Funhouse" before I ever saw him on Conan's show and I know he's branched off to do many other appearances as well. I think there might be some loopholes available to let Triumph off the NBC leash so to speak.
Actually if you consider Adult Swim, TBS and syndication, Seth McFarlane has probably close to like 4-5 hours EVERY DAY and 5.5 to 6.5 hours every Sunday. Scary right?
NOOO!!! The totally stole the title "Cop Out" from me! I was going to make a movie about a cop who goes undercover as a cop and use that as the title.
weirdly enough, I run a blog called Cynical Advent Calendar(.com) and yesterday's entry was about Secret Santa and then I turn on the TV and everyone else is talking about it too. I guess I gained clairvoyant abilities for Christmas.
Sometime last season. I just remember it because he and Andy went with Michael to Canada and Andy was trying to be Oscar's gay wing man.
UGH! My local NBC affiliate keeps interrupting my Thursday Night lineup for some bullshit locally produced medical journal (which is actually just one big advertisement for the Henry Ford Hospital) called "Minds of Medicine." They keep choosing to replace Parks and Recreation which means I have to wait until the next day to watch it on Hulu. It's pissing me off, especially since this has been one of the best Thurs night shows this season.
I'm declaring shenanigans on this one. If you read the accompanying article it says that the groom was part of some underground art/media/video/otaku web group and that it was important for him to broadcast the wedding. This is clearly just some ploy to be a viral internet sensation and not an actual romance. Like how crappy is that? Even sham marriages are a sham...
Because real bears are divas!
Why does Hollywood have such a boner for awkward cartoon-to-live action adaptations? This movie is going to be like 75% CGI anyway, why not just go the full route and make it one big disappointing cartoon movie instead of doing another Ice Age or whatever. I mean, why not save money in this economy and just pay your actors to come in to do a week of voice acting instead of spending six months shooting them outside in the woods talking to a tennis ball on a stick.
Not to be King of the Geeks over here, but Disney isn't making Voyage of the Dawn Treader, it's been sold off to Fox. So yeah, someone else has been working on it while Disney dicks around with this kind of stuff.
Sometimes I feel sad for news like this, because it's as if they just made the big announcement that they're going to be filming a bomb. When they list off the celebrities providing voices in the movie, it's as if they're giving a list of people who have agreed to pretend this movie won't be garbage for the few months between when the movie is filmed and when it inevitably ends up in a Wal-Mart bargain bin being handled by yokels who declare "I forgot they even made this movie" before tossing it aside. Case in point, do you remember that Jason Lee voice Underdog movie they did a year or two ago? Did you remember it BEFORE I mentioned it? Marmaduke will be 2010's Underdog.
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The latest bit of crazy from this already crazy story is that Richard Heene was all scared for 2012 being the end of the world and so he acted in the most rational way possible: he created a hoax in order to get a reality show and use the money from said show to build an anti-apocalypse bunker. It's like, wow, entitled much? I'd like an anti-apocalypse bunker too, but you don't see me creating balloon hoaxes and media shitstorms over here.
What I don't understand is how they could have had this three county manhunt for the kid and never bother to check the garage.
I think the second a company claims their advertising is viral, it instantly stops being viral and starts being annoying.
I really like the whole "Splatter!" tacked on at the end. It's almost as if he's teaching new vocabulary on some fucked up macabre Sesame Street for children whose parents don't love them.
Ain't nothing "inevitable" about it, they already made it. Although it was called "Disaster Movie" not "Disaster Flick." Judging by the trailer it was about pop culture references who hang out while debris falls around them and someone shakes the camera.
You forget the part where she failed a class and couldn't graduate without going to school for another semester. Sure it doesn't "send the right message" (as if a show about miserable people stuck at dead end jobs is supposed to be a vehicle for life lessons) but there's many factors to her decision. She could have simply not been able to afford to stay in New York for another semester just to take one class.
Has anyone responsible for making this movie ever seen a pic of the tooth fairy? Because with those wings he looks more like the "Tooth Seraphim."
I wasn't really looking forward to watching "Parks and Rec" yesterday but it REALLY surprised me with the funny. There were plenty of laugh out loud moments and I think Amy Poehler has grown into the role a little more. She seemed less like a female Michael Scott last night and I really enjoyed it.
Does anyone else have the same problem I do where they made it into the Monster's Ball once and now they don't ever comment anymore because it's like "why bother? I already made it in the Monster's Ball." We should get like... coupons for Outback Steakhouse if we comment more. I need INCENTIVES here.
I don't see how food and lodging counts as a "Hangover" package. I mean, isn't that just, you know, the standard package most people get? I mean, McDonald's can't go around saying their Big Mac Extra Value Meal is a tie-in to "Julie and Julia" just because the movie involved food.
Does anyone else get the feeling they're trying to "Twilight" this story up a little bit? There's no mention of the painting in the trailer, so you could easily watch it and interpret it as being a vampire story. "Ladies love him! He's immortal! Pale!"
Is it supposed to be this funny? The minute spider dude opened his mouth up all big and was like "Oh Hai!" I lost it.
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
The guys singing this song are like some poor man's Flight of the Conchords. Except, if it was actually Jemaine and Brett, I'd be laughing.
It's not even! This dude is not dressed as Sailor Moon or any Sailor Moon related characters in the slightest. He's just crossdressing. Consider me disappointed! I came here to see a guy dressed like Sailor Moon!
Again, I'll be the d-bag who points out that if this website ran advertising for things that weren't being openly mocked on the site itself, there'd have been money to keep Lindsay around. :(
Yes. Apple sure does hate people who make costumes.
Yeah, it's not a remake, it's technically a sequel.
Much like Ed McMahon and Walter Cronkite, I thought this dog had already died.
Yeah I have 150 now on my Twilight response, which puts me in second place. Where's the love?
I'm confused... which one of them is Twilight?
You mean Tracy MORGAN, not Tracy Jordan. (It's okay, I do the same thing all the time.)
Wow! So Seth MacFarlane whined SO HARD that the emmy people decided to tack on a 6th nomination to each category so they could include Family Guy? It doesn't really matter though because all he did was guarantee Family Guy won't win an Emmy this year. 30 Rock has it in the bag once more and if they didn't FotC would pick up the slack. Family Guy would have had a chance in the Animated Series category, but now they've all but guaranteed a lose. Thank you Seth MacFarlane. Thank you for placing your show in a no-win situation.