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We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters. We watch TLC because we're totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?
Write-in vote: Gabe as Kelly OR Kelly as Gabe Not today, god of death.
Guys, this Downton Abbey - Doctor Who crossover episode is going to be SO good.
Third class audience hopefuls will be turned away and given original 2-part VHS version of movie.
The 90 purrr-cent.
I hope you gave the babysitter those tickets last night. Twilight: Breaking Dawn opens on Friday.
The thing I'm more interested in: What movie DID you and your wife go see, facetaco?
I think showing this movie in the middle of the protesters could end the OWS movement. I'm not saying I do or do not want the movement to end. I'm just saying it could end. And this could end it.
Totally off topic, but, guys. what's up with Topher Grace?
So this means at some point Woody Allen was like "You know that kid who follows me around with the Purell? She's got a good, um, face. Let's get her in the movies."
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Fact: I once saw Chet Haze driving a Ford Focus in Evanston. WHICH CHET HAZE IS THE REAL CHET HAZE?
"Ashes to ashes, men to men to me-" -Charlie Sheen's epitaph
"It's art. Anything is anything" -you guys know who
"I'm a guy. I had absolutely no interest in this book, but my wife did... but she insisted, so I gave it a shot. Imagine my surprise when I went to get a drink and saw that I had been reading for 9 hours straight! It was such a compelling page-turner that I somehow unwittingly finished the whole book and convinced myself to start over twice! Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to one author. " - A real life Amazon reviewer who is married to a woman and consumes only dazzling literature Nine hours without a drink? Sold.
"Who let this kid into a frat party? No bid." -frat guys Everyone
"Way to go, interns. Way to dance." - Gabe
So I called Taylor and was like "Try to rhyme 'bald' in one of your so-called songs." And she was all appalled, and I was like "You just got Gyllenhaal'd."
"How do I differentiate my version of this video from other versions of this video? I know. I'll use the same clever wordplay I used in coming up with my Youtube handle." -ErectionCanada
Martin Short Discovers Frog Vomit is New Sustainable Superfood Dek: It's not easy being green.
"This town's only big enough for three amigos, amigo." -Martin Short
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah? Woah-woooo-wooo-wooooohyeah.
Don't call me boys and girls until you learn to tilt the glass and let the champagne flow down the side as to conserve fizz, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I'm pretty sure the tennis ball is, like, the least scary thing about that room.