We watch other networks because we see ourselves in their characters.
We watch TLC because we're totally not this awkward, right? Right? Like, look at these losers over here, am I right?
I think showing this movie in the middle of the protesters could end the OWS movement. I'm not saying I do or do not want the movement to end. I'm just saying it could end. And this could end it.
So this means at some point Woody Allen was like "You know that kid who follows me around with the Purell? She's got a good, um, face. Let's get her in the movies."
"I'm a guy. I had absolutely no interest in this book, but my wife did... but she insisted, so I gave it a shot. Imagine my surprise when I went to get a drink and saw that I had been reading for 9 hours straight! It was such a compelling page-turner that I somehow unwittingly finished the whole book and convinced myself to start over twice! Never in the course of human history has so much been owed by so many to one author. " - A real life Amazon reviewer who is married to a woman and consumes only dazzling literature
Nine hours without a drink? Sold.
So I called Taylor and was like "Try to rhyme 'bald' in one of your so-called songs." And she was all appalled, and I was like "You just got Gyllenhaal'd."
"How do I differentiate my version of this video from other versions of this video? I know. I'll use the same clever wordplay I used in coming up with my Youtube handle." -ErectionCanada
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