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I feel like this was made by a Brigham Young University graduate.
Add gunshot wounds, diabetes, prescription drug addiction, and mental illness and you've got it!
Or: "Another Group of Women Who Will Never Want What Steve Winwood Is Offering".
I would sleep with Jon Stewart for nothing at all!
Me too. But I did feel that Jezebel should have had a lot more information before they made that jump.
I'm glad that normal people need liquor to sit through two hours of a terrible Hollywood interpretation of an infinitely more terrible Mormon wet dream. It makes me feel justified in hating growing up in Utah, which by the way, is really living with a couple million Stephanie Meyers! My life is Twilight?
"I really miss my boyfriend. I like to pick my nose and fantasize about him. His name is Steve Winwood." -Joachim Loew
If that's how the business works, duncan, I should be a many time Tony winner by now. Inflammatoryboweldiseasegum?
On one hand, lots of people are drug addicts and will do anything to lie about it. On the other hand, these things really do happen, to Godsauce! Innocent until proven guilty, probably.
Awesome! I grew up in northern Utah. I would trade all of those teen actresses with anorexia to see the Spaceys of Idaho. But I get to keep Robert Redford.
You take that back. That's my boyfriend.
Here we go, back to hating Steve Winwood for me.
High five! I'm bad at the internet also. Dangling participle.
Hey asshole, there isn't enough representation of less abled people on television! Or anywhere else in media for that matter.
I second that "ugh". If parents want to know what's happening in the classroom they should talk to the teachers or (gasp!) their kids. That said, one of my favorite teevee shows in Norway is one following the academic experiences of a specific class around high school sophomore age. So.
Maybe you're not quite so bad after all. (Pat's Steve Winwood on the back.)
It was a well made harmless manipulation machine! And it felt so good! Also, I thought the claw thing was irony, because before everyone is so annoyed with those little aliens. Like, please shut up forefathers of Jarjar Binks. But then the claw is what saves them.
Definitely. Good for you. The coolest story I have is about being sexually harassed by a plastered Native guy in Utah. So...your story wins.
You are the babiest of monsters! Cute!
I was so completely convinced that they were going to melt to toy death. So, I'm the target audience?
Godsauce, that is awesome! I mean terrifying! (Really, I am sorry you had to go through something like that.)
I would kidnap her too, if only to force her to exfoliate that tan off.
Good to hear! As a woman living among the brainwashed of Uhmerica, my opinion of Kesha is always judged to be jealousy, because apparently all the young hetero dudes totally dig her?
I wish everyone man, woman, and child could grow up to be like Amy.
I have the opposite problem. i only have one girl friend! I can't acceptably send this link to anyone but my little sister.
Steve Winwood is what's wrong with men. And women who like women.
Actually, the small Fanning is better than the awkward teenage one. See Phoebe in Wonderland.
Man, i hate when a teenager finally does something besides imitating rap videos and aspiring to be like characters from Gossip Girl, then their greedy, emotionally stunted parents try to turn them into a modern "typical" American teenager. Yuck. But that girl is awesome. High five to getting emancipated!
Can this include live action productions of You Can Make It Ups?
All of our prom kings had 80s names. Or Book of Mormon names. (Gulp.)
I enjoyed virgin suicides, but it was just like "I can turn off the sound and this movie would be infinitely better".
Sounds about right. Marie Antoinette was the fucking worst.
I hate Las Vegas, and Mike Fuckabee.
I love you a thousand times.
You Can Make It Ups are currently THE highlight of my life. Really, thank you.