I'm making paper snowflakes and catching up on Parenthood-Kristina's surgery episode- instead of doing any work. Cutting (paper not myself!) and crying is incredibly exhausting and time consuming!
I LOVE Halloween, and my Bday is on Sunday, so usually this week would be full of partying. But I just cant' seem to find the heart to have fun so I'm just going to make Blingees of my boyfriends instead.
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My day would get a lot better if someone came into my shop with their dog that I could pet. Come on, it's Portland, you people bring yourr dogs everywhere!!! (If the dog then brought me a cup of coffee I would probably cry out of gratitude).
In fact, I bet she bought a replica monkey off the black market, cut the tag off, singed the hairs on it's head, rubbed it's feet in dirt, flew overnight to Florida to set up the Ebay auction and find a safe house for Ah-Ah, used an advanced secret bidding system to win the auction, drugged her child for 3 days until the monkey arrived in the mail, made sure she was just the right amount of "harried mom" unkempt, bribed her teenage neighbor to videotape/edit the thing in guise of her "husband", just to prove what an awesome mom she is. I can't believe she didn't have her "daughter" play her "viola" (omfg who the hell plays viola any more?) to underscore the whole damn thing.
It's probably because it's Monday and I haven't had a day off for over a week, but this is just really infuriating to me-not so much the kid, but the mom crying-like, ugggghhhh what is going to happen to you when you have to send your son away to college? It's really shitty to video tape something that is going to clearly embarrass the kid just to prove what an awesome mom you are!
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