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This should have been called "Taken 2: Istanbul", so that we know where his wife was taken 2.
+21 | 6/21/12 1:47 PM
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It's Sim City come to life. Finally I can die.
+2 | 6/19/12 4:12 PM
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I've been working from home for the last 6 months, and increasingly I feel like the duck in this video when my wife comes home. Like, I haven't had enough contact with other animals, and so I chase them around just to make sure they don't abandon me.
+4 | 6/19/12 9:37 AM
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The sermon on the mount was given on top of a pile of corpses, right?
+4 | 6/18/12 12:55 PM
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Pitch Perfect made me get chills with how embarrassed I was for everyone who acted in it.
+6 | 6/15/12 3:07 PM
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I like the idea of combining drinking with the overwhelming feeling of claustrophobia this bar induced in me.
+4 | 6/14/12 4:03 PM
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This should have a million more upvotes
+1 | 6/12/12 9:57 PM
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Shattered vs. cracked: The age old dilemma.
+8 | 6/8/12 11:09 AM
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I want to get high too, but I just call Carl Chambers BBQ and they deliver my weed... I don't sing any songs about it.
+10 | 6/8/12 9:56 AM
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I'm glad I didn't see this last year, right before I went skydiving. I guess I'll probably never go again.
+1 | 5/26/12 8:02 PM
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Somebody pitched all these ideas in one three minute cocaine tirade. "Steal Sherlock from the BBC instead of licensing it here, make Watson an asian lady. Next, Gay Guy/Straight Guy. Next, Sopranos meets Mad Men. Next, My Cousin Vinnie the show, but only with the Marisa Tomei character. Somebody call the hospital, I think my heart stopped"
+12 | 5/17/12 12:03 PM
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That doesn't look scary at all. But it definitely looks pukey. I would definitely puke.
+5 | 5/4/12 2:13 PM
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I don't know what the fuss is. Don't you have all your in-person conversations with them sitting on your lap, buzzing in your ear?
+1 | 5/3/12 5:29 PM
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Wait, so where IS the picture of Zooey's asshole with no makeup on?
+8 | 4/27/12 4:49 PM
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But on the real real, that is the right way to pop a bra clasp, so he must be doing something right.
+9 | 4/12/12 3:07 PM
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What is this from?
+3 | 4/10/12 3:45 PM
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What is a Casey Neistat? How do I get a shoe to pay for my vacation? So many questions.
+20 | 4/10/12 3:44 PM
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There are going to be so many face plants, unless the Googles have a heads up about walking into shit.
+2 | 4/4/12 3:08 PM
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"The hot sex with Paul was edited out for length." That's what he said.
+14 | 4/4/12 3:04 PM
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It rhymed. I couldn't help it.
0 | 4/3/12 7:01 PM
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More like Snooze Room, right?
+1 | 4/2/12 10:22 AM
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I'm super excited to see this movie. I will keep my fingers crossed until it comes out, whjich iksn wjhyr k,y typjgn iksnn bafd,
+3 | 3/30/12 11:35 AM
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Apparently drinking baby's blood really does pay off.
+4 | 3/29/12 3:30 PM
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BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF.
0 | 3/28/12 8:21 PM
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*Krasdale's note: This was supposed to be in reply to a thread between Southernbitch and Mr. Plainview, but something went HORRIBLY wrong.
+2 | 3/27/12 10:10 AM
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I worked in a munitions factory during world war II, but my experience was much more like the Hunger Games.
0 | 3/27/12 10:08 AM
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I like this story very much.
+3 | 3/21/12 9:48 AM
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What's been bothering me about this series is that T-Dawg is clearly a name someone else calls you. Like, it's a nickname. When all of your friends, and neighbors and what not are dead, wouldn't you stop going by T-Dawg? And also, let's say out of force of habit you introduced yourself to a bunch of people who would never call you T-Dawg without being asked, wouldn't you later on say "You know what guys, my name is actually Terry. Just call me Terry"?
+6 | 3/20/12 2:05 PM
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I thumbed up jayhawk because "ROCK CHALK"!
+3 | 3/20/12 2:01 PM
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In a country where babies actually do get shot, should we really be glorifying videos pretending to shoot babies? Shouldn't we be focusing on something more important, like a Kardashian?
+11 | 3/14/12 10:11 AM
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I'm so pumped up right now, guys!
+2 | 3/13/12 12:49 PM
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That's no optical illusion, that's WITCHCRAFT.
+8 | 3/6/12 5:14 PM
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I wouldn't worry, when this kid turns 13 or 14 he'll be big enough to get out.
+7 | 3/2/12 10:19 AM
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Is her name story? I don't care for that name.
+7 | 3/1/12 10:35 AM
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That was a difficult stool. SFX "Rimshot"
+2 | 2/28/12 9:36 AM
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Too big to fail.
+1 | 2/16/12 9:44 AM
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I thought Gabe was calling a moratorium on joke rap, and then here he is, endorsing Karmin.
0 | 2/13/12 10:57 AM
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I can't believe how many people immediately resorted to violence... oh wait, yes I can.
+16 | 2/7/12 10:38 AM
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Heathers was good; God Bless America looks sort of like that.
+5 | 2/3/12 1:54 PM
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Hey, remember when he was in Cabin Boy? That was a movie.
+4 | 2/1/12 10:36 AM
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