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The New Adventures of Old Rappers (and Kids)
When I watched The Vow trailer for the first (of many) time(s) the internet kept cutting out so as far as I was aware the trailer ended with Channing Tatum saying "what if you could no longer remember anything?" and the car getting rear-ended.
You forgot David O. Russell. You know, from that scene where Serena gets a job with him because she's read a book. This is now how I understand job hirings to work. That's how they work RIGHT???
I've been to one of those. Not much happened.
I love turtlenecks! And I love Fassbender! And then I was like to my friends, "hey i love him in those turtlenecks" and they were like whaaaat? And then we had an argument about what colour suit he was wearing in the scene with the filling (definitely grey). But seriously - turtlenecks! Who knew?
It's a good job she's using sign language, because I would have NO IDEA what she was talking about.
:) (That smiley is masking the emptiness I feel at the thought that that Monsters Ball placement could have been my life's defining moment, and it has now passed me by. It's a lot like that speech Theoden does in the Two Towers)
No one except lorries seem to know what Guy Fawkes night is. And I get tired of trying to explain it, and not remembering the details. Will you be my friend?
I'd like to thank my mum and dad, and all the Intelligent Christians who made this possible.
I was successfully counselled out of being both black AND gay.
I wonder why rent is such a big issue for him when he is his own landlord?
He just finished playing a rapist in a film.
I thought he worked at the TomatoBank. (We still make jokes about that right?)
Denzel: Your son Billy was scheduled to be working today and now his train has gone rogue and is about to collide with some children and their soft heads. Old Lady: But that's not possible....Billy's been dead FOR FIFTY YEARS?!?!?!