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Is this another Aronofsky meth PSA?
YouTube: Dead actress Elizabeth Taylor is at the Academy Awards!? Nope. It's just Chuck Testa. Then auto-tune the shit out of it.
Munn and Ratner both sound like gross sexual things, I guess because they are?
The lady in the doorway is looking in like, "Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo. Please let him choose the poisoned cold cut combo."
This is like a fantasy sequence from a direct to streaming romcom about a guy who wants to be a photographer and snag his dreamgirl. He eventually wakes up from the fantasy staring into a vat of fryer grease at his day job and we have 85 more minutes of shitty comedy until he gets said dreamgirl and we can give it a 1 star review.
I hope you'll leave enough room for my exhibits cause I'm going to ram them into your eyes and break your goddamn spine!
Rick Perry is Rick Perry in Michael Bay's 'Rick Perry'
'Did I just catch that dude fucking an urn of ashes?'
I suppose it's appropriate since I'm sure many of their twins have awful things in them.
Who animated the talking freakegg? Pixar?
http://i.imgur.com/5gMYn.png
I of course mean fiscal year.
I hope 'no oboe' becomes the 'no homo' of this year.
Blade Runner 2.0: The Blades of Sizable Vengeance Deckard: Channing Tatum (Tom Cruise in Flash-forwards) Rachel: Snooki Sex Replicant 1: Carmen Electra Sex Replicant 2: Meat Loaf Ghost of Pris: Kim Kardashian JF Sebastian Jr: Justin Bieber Blip Blip the Robot (voice): Adam Sandler Bloop Bloop the Robot (voice): Kevin James William Sanderson: William Sanderson