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I think he is frantically trying to occupy his hands to justify his slave's personal tragedy.
He's obviously pretty busy holding a hat.
Hahahahaha (is all I have to say).
Me too! Also weird, the three of us lost our virginity at the exact same time.
Best comment from the original article: "He's lost it." How has this happened to America's favorite son?!
That makes sense. I can relate to that.
Whoopi is so confusing to me. She spent almost 30 years as a generally lovable and benign celebrity; she was in Sister Act, she made appearances on Nickelodeon... I always kind of liked her, even though she isn't very funny. Then all of a sudden, possessed by what I can only assume is existential panic, she rededicates herself to spending every day of every year making goddamn sure the world knows that she's actually completely dumb and completely awful. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm WORRIED ABOUT WHOOPI! http://mystictongue3.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/whoopi.jpg
That is so dumb. What are you talking about?
It's not working.
"You guys... I'm WORRIED ABOUT WHOOPI!" (Cue theme sequence)
I'm exhausted from upvoting all these adorable pictures. I need a nap.
I love this because the ketchup bottle is so big. Points for biggest ketchup bottle!
You see what I did here? Does anything make sense anymore, Santa Claus?
Wuh... What's happening to my body?!
I don't really know what's appropriate to say here. Emily's retarded? Or... I feel really bad for Emily? Somewhere in between, I guess.
Yiiiiiiiiiiiikes! I listened to most of it! Seriously the worst! Like 18 Ke$has whose jaws have been broken having an argument.
Yeah, if that was a sarcastic remark, then she is actually kind of a bitch.
It's not that they don't like it. It's just that they don't eat it.
What are you talking about? I believe that you know a lot of hipsters who like bacon, but have you considered looking a little further? Because I think you will find that everyone likes bacon.
I'm having a lot of trouble digesting the second video. And I think I actually blacked out during the Rap Song/Crap Song. I'm so glad he's back.
I liked how that story stopped being about eavesdropping, and he just sang Pretty Woman for a little bit, and then he sang something else, and then it was over.