Family Guy just called, it wants its jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance back (part of the Tired Joke for Tired Jokes Recycling Program - TJTJRP).
I personally don't understand all the vitoral because after a morning of dog *****ing, I decided to let off some steam by watching Cop Out and thought that MAYBE it is JUST the best A MOVIE of all time!!!
You know cats cannot buy their own food, let alone conceive of complex televised advertising narratives, so this is clearly marketed at cat owners, who are, as we well know, some serious ball trippers.
Every time I think Monster's Ball, I excitedly think of heavy metal videos, and yet I'm never disappointed by mere commentary on a week's worth of comments. Kudos to you all. Make that Snickers Kudos.
I already miss their witty banter and camaraderie. It was like hanging out with a couple of old friends. You will be missed, Mr. Eubanks; you will be missed.
How come temptation only happens to married people? When you are single and thirty, somebody you didn't sleep with in college doesn't visit, wanting to sleep with you.
For those who like a little controversy with their sports, I heard from a reliable football insider that Peyton's father Archie was rooting for the Saints (his old team) and told his son to throw the game.
The sheep getting knocked off the pedestal by the lightening reminded me of The Tower tarot card. If it comes up during your fortune, it means your going to be knocked off a tower by lightening.
I watched past the news skit expecting something else funny, but the piece on the new "We Are the World" got me thinking. There are disasters and just terrible, terrible, horrible things going on in this world every hour of every day, right? Why has the world, and especially America, sprung such a dripping-wet, tumescent, disaster-relief boner for Haiti? All the money and aid going to the plight there is wonderful, and I wouldn't wish for any of it to be taken away or any less effort given, but a lot of successful, selfish people and organizations suddenly, randomly caring? Good is definitely coming out of it, but I don't understand or trust it.
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