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I'm waiting for the Die Antwerd episode.
Thank you Yeah Cander! Whatever picture your avatar is of, I like it!
Family Guy just called, it wants its jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance back (part of the Tired Joke for Tired Jokes Recycling Program - TJTJRP).
I wouldn't touch that with my enemy's dick.
I personally don't understand all the vitoral because after a morning of dog *****ing, I decided to let off some steam by watching Cop Out and thought that MAYBE it is JUST the best A MOVIE of all time!!!
I always get 80s flashbacks when I read these recaps. Does anyone else remember "Conveyor Belt of Love?" Those were the times.
If your drift is T-Grace has to wear a nose plug when he dives into a pool of piping-hot muff, then yes, I have caught it.
H,WUWTG makes me go TGIW.
I have to agree with J. Jonah Jameson; this guy's a menace.
You know cats cannot buy their own food, let alone conceive of complex televised advertising narratives, so this is clearly marketed at cat owners, who are, as we well know, some serious ball trippers.
Every time I think Monster's Ball, I excitedly think of heavy metal videos, and yet I'm never disappointed by mere commentary on a week's worth of comments. Kudos to you all. Make that Snickers Kudos.
To be fair, today's horny teens are going through so much more than yesterday's horny teens.
"If you don't believe the Robert Pattinson pillow is 100% lovable, just look at the bat-shit crazy stare in this young woman's eyes!"
Tenure is more like becoming a wizard than a knight.
You know what I miss? TopHerGrace's pile of burgundy hair from when he was in that 70s show. I really do.
I already miss their witty banter and camaraderie. It was like hanging out with a couple of old friends. You will be missed, Mr. Eubanks; you will be missed.
How come temptation only happens to married people? When you are single and thirty, somebody you didn't sleep with in college doesn't visit, wanting to sleep with you.
Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? needs to come with a glass of water because, whew, he's up to a lot!
Sorry, I don't feel comfortable when people I've just met on the internet try to poll me.
Mtv: Go from Intern to Producer in a Semester!
You, Me, and Dupree, and Gary Shandling
You're all being Gingerbaited by this kid. Not to be confused with Gingerbated.
For those who like a little controversy with their sports, I heard from a reliable football insider that Peyton's father Archie was rooting for the Saints (his old team) and told his son to throw the game.
Don't let Noah Cyrus hear about this; she'll be designing lingerie for the wee pooches.
The sheep getting knocked off the pedestal by the lightening reminded me of The Tower tarot card. If it comes up during your fortune, it means your going to be knocked off a tower by lightening.
I watched past the news skit expecting something else funny, but the piece on the new "We Are the World" got me thinking. There are disasters and just terrible, terrible, horrible things going on in this world every hour of every day, right? Why has the world, and especially America, sprung such a dripping-wet, tumescent, disaster-relief boner for Haiti? All the money and aid going to the plight there is wonderful, and I wouldn't wish for any of it to be taken away or any less effort given, but a lot of successful, selfish people and organizations suddenly, randomly caring? Good is definitely coming out of it, but I don't understand or trust it.
Wealthy, want-for-nothing celebrities get bags and bags of free stuff, but also have to sit through the comedy stylings of David Hyde Pierce: karma.
Thanks a lot for breaking the fourth wall, hand!
Nobody knew what to call Nancy back then because MILF hadn't been invented yet.
The Making of Lord of the Rings XXX w/ Brett Ratner as Peter Jackson
Can't wait to see where child lingerie ranks in the Best and Worst Valentine's Day Presents Top 100s.