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I just put actual grease on my iphone.
+6 | 9/14/12 10:23 AM
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I actually lol'd at this one. More upvotes!
+3 | 9/14/12 10:22 AM
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"But moooooommmm it's hot in here!" "Air conditioning hasn't been invented yet! You want to see hot? HERE. Wear all the clothes."
+8 | 9/14/12 10:21 AM
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http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/earth-to-scale.jpg Things we should actually pay attention to and care about!
+2 | 9/14/12 10:19 AM
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Wait, instagram isn't cool.
+20 | 9/14/12 10:10 AM
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Instagram before it was cool.
+13 | 9/14/12 10:10 AM
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I had a weird dream the other night about a futuristic world. I had to get to a concert in Chicago for some reason. I went, and my girlfriend and I went into a French restaurant. She didn't want to eat under the grizzly bear, so we went to the hotel. When we got on the elevator and went up, we emerged onto a different ("futuristic") world. It was dark. There was a company meeting in the far corner. The whole room looked like darkness, but every time I took a step, a stair would automagically appear in front of me. So I ran. We never made the concert. And I live two days drive from Chicago. Juxtaposition wins hearts! I think?
+4 | 9/5/12 3:02 AM
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Videogum Betty White Everywhere Promise: we're all doing acid for this, right? Because DEMOCRACY.
0 | 9/5/12 2:53 AM
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Shia Labeouf would be on meth making the donuts and actually smiling, not just ACTING.
+1 | 8/29/12 9:54 AM
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I don't even know what this is! Hahahahaha. I want sugar.
+8 | 8/28/12 5:50 PM
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Wow there's some epic grammar fail in there. I'm so ashamed.
+6 | 8/28/12 2:40 PM
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Early Edition.
+6 | 8/28/12 2:39 PM
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Also, we are fast approaching my favorite time of the year to drink beer. All the fall/winter ales and lagers that starting being released around now are usually my absolute favorites of the year. Seasonal beer is one of my favorite things. Did I mention I work in a brewery? TLDR: BEER GOOD IN FALL.
+9 | 8/28/12 2:39 PM
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Oooh, also, also, you can start enjoying cool mornings and evenings and like, hoodies and stuff! No? Just me?
+7 | 8/28/12 2:37 PM
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Never mind. Gabe fixed it. Huzzah!
0 | 8/28/12 10:19 AM
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Worst part about this is that it will automatically play until it goes "below the fold" on the front page. All day long. Where does this plug-in get off thinking it can just DO WHAT IT WANTS!?
+4 | 8/28/12 10:05 AM
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So far Gabe is up on Kelly 2-0 today. HELLOOOOOOO come on, it's Tuesday! Or is she off today? I should pay more attention. Anyway what's up?
+2 | 8/28/12 9:55 AM
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Look! Now it's cake AND death!
+5 | 8/27/12 1:48 PM
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I GET IT. Also, I love puns. So. Keep them coming.
0 | 8/27/12 1:39 PM
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Ugh. Balls pop out of my mouth. UGH.
+8 | 8/27/12 1:38 PM
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