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She's a lucky woman, what can I say?
+7 | 8/27/12 1:34 PM
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"Sweetheart, tonight I wanted to do something special. We've been together for about four months now, and, well, I'm the happiest I've ever been. So with that in mind, I've got this cake for you. Be careful eating it though, it's got a surprise in it, and I don't want you to hurt yourself or anything..." "...honey!" (BOOM) "HAHAHAHA oh man priceless!"
+18 | 8/27/12 1:20 PM
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Actually, my girlfriend's birthday is today. I had NO idea what to do, but now I'm calling the restaurant ahead of time to make sure this happens. Girlfriends love exploding cakes, right?
+15 | 8/27/12 12:43 PM
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Gary's exploding cone was better.
+12 | 8/27/12 12:40 PM
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I'm just saying there would have been blood all over that warehouse, and it wouldn't have happened.
+5 | 8/27/12 12:39 PM
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Ron Paul is playing the long con. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57087/lostpedia/images/0/0f/2X13-SawyerFlash.jpg Sawyer/Paul 2012!
+16 | 8/27/12 12:29 PM
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Hey, cool. Let's do this! I'll bring my dirt bike. MOTORCYCLE RACING.
+4 | 8/27/12 11:25 AM
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No, they were just pissed because 9/11. Never forget homophobia, I guess.
+7 | 8/27/12 11:03 AM
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Cathy ain't got NOTHIN on these donuts! Haha. ACK!
+2 | 8/27/12 10:31 AM
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And here we are. Full circle. I'm not going to make a Gary joke yet, but now I know. I'll be waiting. Watching. Commenting. A silent wit (or not). Until I am needed. (Also, thanks!)
+16 | 8/23/12 7:31 PM
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I think we can all agree the lack of ASCII art here is really upsetting.
+12 | 8/23/12 7:19 PM
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On. I meant on.
+11 | 8/23/12 7:18 PM
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I left for like 3 months and I don't get the jokes anymore! Who's Gary? Why isn't this no the werrtrew VG meme list?!
+11 | 8/23/12 7:17 PM
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Actually, just hire Topher Grace. Then we'd know what's ALWAYS up with Topher Grace!
+13 | 8/23/12 7:15 PM
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I got yelled at by a drunk accordion player for not giving him money once. I was looking out the window listening to music on my headphones and all of a sudden my world turned into nothing but stale brandy breath and accordions. Basically what I'm saying is, I feel you, bro.
+7 | 8/22/12 1:53 PM
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Let's just make M*A*S*H, the movie. Hawkeye (Alan Alda, although to be fair Renner is pretty great, too) forever!
+4 | 8/22/12 1:49 PM
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Weird how they got my dream out of my head.
+6 | 8/22/12 1:46 PM
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Oh god I regret this immediately. I'm so sorry.
+27 | 8/22/12 12:14 PM
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What about... http://philly.eater.com/uploads/littlebabyfreaksharp.jpg
-12 | 8/22/12 12:14 PM
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I...I checked like 35 times to make sure this didn't post before I posted my other comment. FORSOOOOOOOOTH.
0 | 8/22/12 12:03 PM
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"Save the postal service! We're in trouble! Mail more letters! We're trying here!" "Someone needs to fix this amazing shortage of Simpson's stamps." "SPEND ALL THE MONEY"
+1 | 8/22/12 11:55 AM
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You can call ME Al!
+4 | 8/21/12 6:09 PM
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I don't get it. Spell it out for me?
+4 | 8/21/12 2:36 PM
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The internet has ways to shut this whole thing down. I hope.
+9 | 8/21/12 2:12 PM
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I wish I had a way to shut this whole thing down.
+1 | 8/21/12 2:10 PM
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Because it's not and I'm totally those guys at Lawblog's party and it's good and just READ IT.
+4 | 8/21/12 12:53 PM
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo don't listen to them. It's amazing. I've read it twice, and I shall continue reading it at least once every two to three years for the rest of my life.
+3 | 8/21/12 12:51 PM
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Melon Grandpa and the Infinite Snackness.
+1 | 8/21/12 10:56 AM
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Nailed it. I was actually pointing that out to my coworker. I think the kid on the left probably started hamming it up, too. Still. Pain and suffering, etc.
+5 | 8/20/12 6:10 PM
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Don't get me started on why we eat soup with a spoon now.
+3 | 8/20/12 6:04 PM
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Also, good luck eating a watermelon now without seeing this man's face.
+4 | 8/20/12 5:44 PM
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I had to google this to make sure it wasn't posted already. It was too perfect. I ended up reading racist comments on YouTube and feeling depressed about humanity. Honestly, that was my own fault.
+3 | 8/20/12 5:37 PM
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Nickelback invented your neighbor's truck. And the "Tapout" clothing line.
+3 | 8/20/12 4:10 PM
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So, all the millions of dollars, from women and their families who want to but can't get pregnant, spent on any other method of fertilization (IVF, etc.) is just a waste? The "moralism" argument of "the sufferer is at least partly to blame" seems to point that way. Which, of course, is just so much standard bullshit.
+3 | 8/20/12 3:57 PM
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I knew the ducks would bring you out of retirement.
+3 | 8/20/12 3:18 PM
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Heh. Silly me. "Music!"
+4 | 8/20/12 3:11 PM
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I made it to the music. Then that was it. And the first part wasn't even good! "JAAAAAAAAST AAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAA" didn't do it for me.
+5 | 8/20/12 3:11 PM
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Ahhhhhhhh girl look at that body. I WORK OUT.
+4 | 5/24/12 4:16 PM
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After I finished the last trailer, I definitely listened to one of the suggested videos: "Tomorrow Never Knows" MONO MIX. Excellent recommendation, YouTube. Would YouTube again, A++++++.
+1 | 5/11/12 1:03 PM
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I'm saying she probably doesn't have a hip. NOT THESE DAYS.
+5 | 4/26/12 2:06 PM
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