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whew! at least i've seen the top 5. #stillgotit
When Jay Sherman exclaimed "BUY MY BOOK!", he was talking about this one: http://www.mobfd.biz/2012/12/12/we-made-a-cook-book/
Hey B Coop (can I call you that?), you should talk to a buddy of mine. I'm sure he's got great advice: http://www.getrealdenver.com/wp-content/photos/mchale.jpg
Well my projects at work are falling apart and I’ve only got 4 days before the break to fix them. Adult having job! Stressssss. Now I’m maybe not traveling for this project which sucks cuz I was supposed to go to the Caribbean. The more important/exciting answer is about my day yesterday, even tho that’s not really the question. Some monsters and I made a cookbook and it’s on sale and I am so proud/relieved/excited/nervous. Now we’re publishers maybe? We’re working on ideas for another book possibly? Anyway if you are still reading this, take a look: http://www.mobfd.biz/2012/12/12/we-made-a-cook-book/
“Blah blah blah I’m a miserable jerk who enjoys misery and hates happy people and I’m definitely going to die alone probably.” me or Gabe, you be the judge.
Was that dude crying because you were all eating at Guy's American Kitchen?
UGH SHUT IT, PATRICK!
Today, I had to confront head-on that I have a serious case of adult onset ADD. You'd think working from home in your pajamas with unlimited access to all the jewels the internet has to offer would keep you focused on the boring work you hate, but let me tell you right now, it does not. On the plus side, I ordered some delicious fritters from the Indian restaurant and they sent me a BAG of them. So, there's that.
GEEZ, as if reborn dolls aren't terrifying enough?!
I got you your favorite: A scene that was never on Breaking Bad, burned into some dead, excess wood. If you can't pick which room to hang it in, I'm sure we can turn it into a necklace you can wear every day for the rest of your life.
But do the kids BYOBB to their SBBQs? I dont even know this generation.
Quick, someone tell KattWillFerrell.
I guess, Dragon House? I'm thankful for Flint Flossy this thanksgiving. http://www.gifsoup.com/view5/2190761/i-like-to-dance-o.gif
Just when I thought I couldn't hate karaoke any more.
Hey that is my twitter avatar <3
But I want to do it to him. Sexy has nothing to do with orientation.
Thought it was in the bag for Nate Silver. :(
We've been upstaged! (cc frank lloyd wrong and just dessérts)
If Jalonta was a Vice reader, then she'd have had one leg up on this guy. http://www.vice.com/read/ihustle-v11n11
gah, you have to tell us what it is and follow us back, a doi.
I hope Channing Tatum is dancing alone to Pony.
Donald Trump on The Apprentice because he's a cool, relatable guy who also likes to fire people, just like Mitt.
Looked at a lot of disaster porn aftermath photos. Made some poor food decisions (trying to eat the leftover non-perishable food from our hurricane stash). Got a 50+ retweet on twitter today, with this little baby right here: http://i.imgur.com/pMUYy.jpg Pretended to work a little bit. It's been a slow and sweet vacation.
It must be tough, being a five year old girl who pays attention to newspaper editorials and cable news pundits all the time. Watch some cartoons, kid!
I feel like the normal Bryan Fuller aesthetic is missing entirely and only the premise is reminiscent of him. But I'm only 1.5 episodes in.
Working Girl is very good. I am watching Dead Like Me because I need to get better acquainted with all things Bryan Fuller. Did you all see Mockingbird Land? So good! #sogood #goawaysandy
Well, if loving coffee is lame, then I guess she's just a big lame.
Hey man, I made that Ann Romney/Ann Veal joke on twitter weeks ago during the convention! Then, just like now, no one's read it.
Another successful alumnus of the Sarantos Acting School.
If only Walt would have bought a smartphone for Hank with some of that FAT FAT CASH, none of this would have happened.
Fingers crossed that Jesse Camp is guest editor tomorrow.
The Robyn Bird show is kind of like HBO’s Real Sex. A titillating show about sexi tymes starring people you never want to see having sex ever.
NBD if my boyfriend is a little slow on the uptake. It's not like he's answering questions while we're doing it in a pool like merpeople or anything.
Gabe don't post the balloon video! That is old, I already know he is my boyfriend.