i played trombone in every version of "band" that public school could offer. jr high comes and a light goes off "OHHHH i can be in a SKA band THAT WOULD MAKE THIS DORKY INSTRUMENT/ME COOL". Spoiler alert: IT DID.
UGH, what a total jerk. The 44 year old dude from Oasis just wanted to take some AWESOME behind the scenes flip cam footage for his new (READ: GOING TO BE BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES) band's unfathomably rad weblog and then POOF OUR DREAMS ARE DESTROYED BY THIS TERRIBLE MONSTER :(:(:(
Oh, I love these jokes. Like when you start ordering something at a diner and the sassy waitress says "NO" really loudly. HAHA GREAT JOKE LADY, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. But, to be honest she probably gets off on it and she's working at a diner. I should let her have her fun.
Love that the dad had to tell us that his fucking infant couldn't understand the lyrics yet. Thank GOD. I was shocked and appalled at the mere thought that the baby might have been soothed by her sympathy for the struggle.
God forbid that kids learn the brutal truth that this world is a sucking black hole of infinite despair and hardship and you literally have to fuck your way into making that paper just to survive. Good on ya, Emerson Elementary.
You guys, it's just a viral marketing campaign for HBO's newest show Spacebound and Down featuring Michael Peña.
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/michael_pena_image.jpg
last time I ever had anything interesting come out of an egg it was foretelling the death of the Sheriff of Nottingham.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wr8-kBRJ-JE/SxavhKPPouI/AAAAAAAABxU/QtDT8tmFLKw/s320/SHERIFF+AND+WITCH.jpg
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