This is too sad.
This was the best site in the world and also the only one that I have ever created a username for (OkCupid, Match, ChristianMingle, JDate, BlackPlanet & Hipster Shaadi not included, obviously...). Though I don't often comment, you all have consistently been the most entertaining and welcoming group of people on the internet and I'm glad to have been a small part of it. Keep on keepin' on.
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
I just want to take this opportunity to vent about how I started rewatching Gilmore Girls 6 months ago and have been stuck on season 7 for about 4 of those months. Carry on.
Just when I thought I had reached my rage threshold, I clicked this link and had a vision of myself throwing my computer against my window. But then I remembered that I'm poor.
He's been conditioned to ignore compulsive hair-touching/head grabbing since dating Kristen. He seems to be like moth to the awkward hair-touching flame though.
Holy cow. The first 30 seconds were fine, but then, woooaah. They aren't even trying to be clever racists! "Larger non-functional machine" with a sassy attitude made me do a double-take. Maybe if they had made the second machine some disaffected hipster girl this skit could have avoided a racist slant, but clearly this is just about black people. Happy MLK day! Womp.
There's no upvote/downvote button your comment, but I just want to let you know that I read your comment as I was making a horrified face and whisper-screaming AAAHHHHHH . So, what I'm trying to say is, your comment spoke to me.
Yes that was depressing. But can we take a minute to talk about the fact that he totally RUINED that bag? No one's coming over to eat those chips. They're going to get so stale :(
You are not alone. I actually made a Facebook group about this back in college (the only other group I ever made was about milk (both groups had more than 1 member!)). 2 of the scenarios in the mission statement were the classic Jessie Spano freak-out, and pretty much everything about the MTV show Made. God I cringe just thinking about having to watch some kid break dance in the middle of their cafeteria.
This is way too late and I know that no one will read it, but I have been making this list in my head for years and I will be damned if I do not get to share it at the only time it will ever be appropriate and only semi-weird.
Tina Fey (no doy)
Amy Poehler
Connie Britton
Lauren Graham
Paul Rudd
Louis CK (though he makes me nervous)
Mindy Kaling
Drew Barrymore (She wouldn't show up without marijuana if you catch my drift)
Ryan Gosling (no doy redux)
Tom Hanks (party dad!)
Emma Stone
I also feel icky hearing how sexualized his raps are at 14. He's 14. My idea of risque at that age was holding hands at school, maybe kissing, but don't push it buster (not that any of those things happened for me). And yet, what's even ickier is that he sells the "swagger" (ew, who am I?) better than Justin Bieber does. When Bieber does it, I'm like aww he's trying so hard and yet no girl over 12 is buying this. With this kid I'm like, slow down buddy or you're gonna give some 8th grader a case of the babies.
BRB I think Chris Hansen is at the door.
I hate his smug little face so much and it totally bums me out that the Fresh Prince is encouraging his son to become a douche. I'll never know if the oldest son (Trey?) turned out okay, but at least he was only given a cameo in one of his dad's songs. And yes, I know all the words.
I literally LOLed when the gold kerchief came out. Takes a special kind of ridiculous to make me snort when I'm watching something. Parks And Rec has only managed to do it a handful of times (though it definitely keeps the laughs coming in my head).
I should mention that I'm a girl and was probably the only one in that health class that had never even been to first base. Being too tall and too smart is the best protection against pregnancy in high school.
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