As a survivor of the Miami public school system, I struggle with deciding whether abstinence only would have been a less scarring alternative to having a 70 year old man teaching 15 year old me how to properly apply a condom...
Made it to 1:28 then came back for the more later once I had forgotten how cheesy it was. Made it to 3:40 the second time. If you make it to 3:20ish, please take note of enthusiastic usage of banana prop from guy in the middle. Also, homegirl second row from the bottom on the right hand side is Dancing. It. Out.
My thoughts exactly. As I was reading it, I couldn't stop thinking about how juvenile it sounded. Like a bad proposal some high school kid would come up with for their end of the year project in their Gov/Econ class. James Franco: your 5 thousand post graduate degrees in literature and writing have failed you. However, I'm sure your pretentiousness is serving you well at NYU.
I was waiting for it too, but when it never happened I realized that Gabe was talking about the reference that he makes at the end of the post. Because you can't talk about the Hanks dynasty without at least mentioning the Haze.
Here's me getting all "women's studies," but is it weird that the thing that bothered me the most about this commercial wasn't the clearly failed attempt at satire, but rather the "message" that the campaign is centered around? Ladies, even if you have zero chemistry with the strange guy sitting across from you, you better pull out all of the stops to get him to want to have sex with you, and if the BBQ fetish creep proposes, well, you had better say yes. Oh em gee, you're getting married!
Hugh's real name is Allan and all he really wants to do is get dressed up and go to the Star Wars convention with us geeks!
On a related note: anyone with a peanut allergy should exercise extreme caution in the coming days.
Jess was a turd when he was actually her boyfriend, but he was perfect during that episode (episodes?) where she goes to his book thing but she's already with Logan (or is she banging married Dean? I forget). Point is, Jess 2.0 is the only acceptable person that Rory could have ended up with. Dean was a stage 5 whiny clinger and Logan was just, ugh. Shut up Ace.
I would upvote this because daddy issues! But, you quoted John Mayer, and you made me hate myself a little for instantly recognizing that line. So let's call it even.
This is what bothered me most about that entire thing too. Like REALLY, Gwyneth? You've never heard the actual line that Christians reference all of the time? Really? Because you're like 40 and you're just asking about it now? And you're asking the people of the internet? Couldn't bother to do a quick google search so that you could make a more informed argument? Nope. Just wanted to let everyone know that you are against homophobia (which, hooray, but seriously)? Okay, cool. You are the worst.
Incidentally, I tried introducing Problem Child 2 to some kids I babysit this weekend...one of them walked away after a half hour and the other one demanded I switch over to Legally Blondes (yes, that's plural). I weep for my country.
Also, I didn't remember that it was PG-13...is that a re-rating or was it always that way?
The Box starring Cameron Diaz and James Marsden.
The worst movie I've seen since Dreamcatcher. Cameron Diaz tries to be dramatic and that isn't even the worst part of the movie! It's completely mind-boggling and not in an "I'm too dumb to understand complex ideas" kind of way. It's also half an hour too long (it's really about 2 and a half hours too long). Most importantly, my mom likes almost every shitty psychological thriller and she hated it. I rest my case.
My awkward Gabe interaction was a two parter:
Part 1 was when I raised his missing laptop bag high above the crowd Rafiki style
Part 2 was when he made a mad dash over to grab it after he got off the stage, gave me a quick and awkward smile and then ran away before I even knew what was happening.
Though I like to think I saved his night because the only thing in that bag was the paperback copy of Waterworld which was the material for his entire 4 (3rd? 5th?) act.
We briefly met Rachel's 2 dads. They were in the episode where she makes a sexy song with Puck, Finn and Jesse. I believe they're in the scene where she dies on the driveway. Or at least one of them is...But now I'm not sure if that was the old choir teacher... I'm confused and I don't care to look it up.
When I was teenager, I loved Isaac Mizrahi. I used to occasionally watch a show that he had on Oxygen because I thought he was so funny. Now that I'm older I think he is one of the biggest pricks I've ever seen. So, maybe he's just had too many 14 year old girls tell him that he's brilliant, because I really can't see how any adult can stand him.
And Tim Gunn hates him, which is all the support my argument needs.
Back when MC and Elijah Wood were the hot numbers on the playground, I was totally team Mac. I remember fighting with my younger cousin when I was about 6, and saying that he deserved to be MY boyfriend instead of hers because I was closer to his age. This was a very serious argument and that was air tight logic to me.
JTT never did anything for me.
I nominate The Box, which my mom was so eager to watch with me on DVR that I obliged her even though I thought Cameron Diaz was going to be a huge problem. I wish I could say that Cameron Diaz was the biggest problem. She was a problem for sure, but not nearly the biggest.
The general premise had some potential but it went to shit pretty quickly. Even my mom hated it and her taste is far from discerning.
I cry every time! That version of "Both Sides Now" is perfection.. and duh, Emma Thompson.
And I still use "just in cases" in casual conversation.
What I'm saying is, I love this movie too
Thank you, cindilightballoon. My opinion of Jake has been brought into question by his choice to date her. It seems really creepy considering that he's almost 30 and she comes across like a 15 year old. Maybe 17, tops. Even Hayden Pannablahblah and Milo Ventimiglia made more sense than these two.
I felt the same way when he talked about the dead baby. Brain, meet emotions. Why don't you guys try to get along a little better? It'd make me feel less stupid. Thanks.
And now 50 Cent knows what it's like to be a teenage girl at a sleepover. Except when I was in middle school, we used my grandparent's old school JVC (The technology at my house was slow to catch up to the new milleneum).
I caught that too. He didn't seem amused at all. I've heard not-so-awesome things about him from people that have been on sets with him, and seeing little things like this makes me unable to live in blissful ignorance like I try to do every week when I watch the show.
Well that's not what I wanted to do at all. There was supposed to be a slow-clap gif.
What it comes down to is that your comment was amazing and mine was not.
So good because it's so true.
Can be grouped with Tracy's comment from an earlier season:
I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are going to play lacrosse. LACROSSE, Liz Lemon.
I completely agree. I honestly don't understand where this mentality has come from. I've only been aware of politics since the Clinton years (and by that I mean that I was in 6th grade trying to figure out how sex could be had orally), so can someone enlighten me as to whether this pandering has been happening for a long time? It seems that intellect has really come under attack in recent years as a tool to suppress "the people." Since when is being smart a bad thing? There's a reason why we choose certain people to make important decisions for us. I would say that the main reason should be that they are more qualified and intelligent than you/me/us. I absolutely take zero offense to the idea that politicians are smarter than me. I HOPE THAT THEY ARE! Seriously people. Wake up. There's nothing wrong with admitting that someone is more capable and qualified than you are. I think people that have a problem with this idea must have some sort of complex about being dumb or something. As they say, if it doesn't apply to you, you shouldn't take offense.
What's worse is that I actually DO remember that piece of dialogue. I signed in to comment and show you that someone is always worse off than you.
...And now I will tell you where that took place so that we can settle how sad my life is. It was a scene in the restaurant (obviously) in the beginning. Vince wants Paul Walker not to come back because he's a super macho man and sees Walker as a threat to his master plan to get with Jordana Brewster. It happens when Walker's walking back to his truck...There may or may not have been a fight after that.
Once upon a time I was 14 and in love with Paul Walker. They say it's an impressionable time in your life. My developing brain clung on to that scene for reasons that are probably too scientific for all of you to understand.
After all of these years, Larry finally shares what it really looked like when Abraham took Isaac to the mountain for sacrifice. Guess his memory about how it ended is a little rusty.
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