"I’m not a professional journalist, so I can’t verify whether or not any ice-cold vodka was involved"
I'm pretty sure, however, as an experienced blogger you certainly can tell when ice-cold vodka was involved. Just as I imagine you.
Once I met Patrick Stewart outside of a play, and some obvious young teenage Star Trek geek tried to take his picture, and Patrick Stewart basically tore the kid a new asshole for trying to take his picture during Patrick Stewart's "off hours." You could literally see the inner crushing of all the hopes and dreams of meeting his idol on this kid's face.
I don't know what this has to do with anything, except that in my head, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are basically the same person. I would like to make this comment more relevant to the topic at hand, but I cannot make it so.
Since this is the first Videogum post I have read today, I have no idea the context of this, but I am sincerely hoping this refers to an earlier post, and I am all kinds of pissing myself in anticipation.
I think I want an E-Trade account now. And hopefully this will start a precedent where corporations cater to my wants and needs by defaming garbage celebrities for profit.
Last night was genius. Except for the Office, which I watch with my Mom, so there you go. But I still like it, because once I love something, it's HARD TO LET GO.
I'm disappointed this didn't include any clips of people yelling at animals and/or Big Foot creatures to Get! Go on! Get out of here! Just one letter off. :(
I do not get Russell Crowe in the same way I don't get Gerard Butler. I guess my lady parts don't work correctly.
Sorry I didn't talk about Topher Grace.
I dunno, I'm pretty Team CoCo, but I figure if the shoe was on the other foot (I'm pretty sure the shoe would not BE on the other foot, because the other foot is FUNNY and has CLASS, but let's just pretend), I probably would have had a mild chuckle and moved on with my day.
I think what sucks about this joke is that it's a big man kicking a guy while he's down, who is down as a direct result of the big man, and who is self-deprecating enough to begin with, so it makes the big man look even more ego-maniacal than he already was. But we all knew Leno was a tool, so basically, my mind has not been further blown.
Now if this was Conan making this joke, and the punchline was still "Team CoCo," I probably would have diarrhea in my pants from all the laughing.
1. Miley is still 16, right? And a country singer?
2. I love Lady GaGa, but let's just let Lady GaGa be Lady GaGa, and not everyone else also. Same with Britney Spears, who this song was obviously written for.
3. That cage is not very good at its job.
I'm only slightly annoyed that he got more upvotes than me for repeating my punchline all Nick Madson-y. I would have whined about this sooner, but I was drunk all weekend.
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