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with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
+4 | 1/23/12 5:56 PM
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The studio's just waiting for the production funding to come in the mail. http://i.imgur.com/AJjRn.gif
+18 | 1/23/12 4:38 PM
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Listen, Plum. Some dogs are beginners, and some dogs are artists. Accept it and move on.
+4 | 1/23/12 4:08 PM
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But I thought Marley could talk in Marley & Me. Wait, what? That was Jennifer Aniston? Woooof. http://i.imgur.com/isqZS.jpg Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!"
+3 | 1/23/12 4:04 PM
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"Oh snap girlfriend, he know what to do with THOSE tossed salads and scrambled eggs!" -Perez Hilton probably
+10 | 1/23/12 3:42 PM
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Uggie is far more likable. All that fame went straight to Cosmo's head. http://i.imgur.com/mpoo0.jpg
+9 | 1/23/12 3:38 PM
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The island is an allegory for his career.
+4 | 1/23/12 3:31 PM
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When his mouth says "Yes it is," his face is 100% absolutely saying, "Yes it is, ladies."
+31 | 1/23/12 3:18 PM
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Oh my god I am juust going to sleep until 2013.
+23 | 1/23/12 3:12 PM
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“God damn you, Darwin! How do you expect me to choose??” -Natural Selection
+5 | 1/23/12 3:11 PM
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Please reference the version of this comment below which is its own comment and not an awkward, incorrectly-placed "reply"
+8 | 1/23/12 3:10 PM
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"God damn you, Darwin! How do you expect me to choose??" -Natural Selection
+7 | 1/23/12 3:08 PM
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It's a play on the classic Peanuts double-feature, You're Bad Luck, Charlie Brown and Everyone Thinks You Suck, Chuck
+8 | 1/19/12 12:07 PM
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The bad part — Kellie claims she didn’t even win the dance contest. The worst part — Kellie claims she didn't even do anything wrong and that Ron Pearson is an unfair butthead and she hates him, and she claims she slammed the door to her room and didn't come out until after dinner
+1 | 1/19/12 12:04 PM
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Disco and ska, being the two most widely-acknowledged dead music types, which is a proven fact, really should team up and make a comeback. #Diska #bleepgate2012
0 | 1/19/12 11:39 AM
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Haha. He also disabled all comments for the video. What a SOPA asshole. right? Or I guess, SOCA? Either way, what an asshole. Choice of word there was intentional.
0 | 1/19/12 11:32 AM
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I'm sorry, is Ryan Gosling trying to go to prison for being so graceful that certainly cannot be legal?
+12 | 12/14/11 1:43 PM
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Did they fire him for talking to the client about breasts, or literally for using such a childish word? "I had chicken for lunch, and damn that bird must have had massive bazoongas."
+1 | 12/14/11 12:56 PM
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How funny would it be if he was like, "Congratulations on your big hooters, er, uhhh--" and the anchorman just immediately says, "Strike three, Matt, you are fired." Then just cut off the guy's video feed.
+4 | 12/14/11 12:52 PM
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"I think I need to go to the workout room and put on How to Train Your Dragon."
+2 | 12/14/11 12:48 PM
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i remember when i figured out how to do the glass harp thing on my glass at thanksgiving dinner one year, and then proceeded to keep glass harping until i think someone threw a chair at my head. PS we celebrate WWE Thanksgiving
+10 | 12/14/11 12:44 PM
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I know it's probably homo to not make a joke in a VG comment, but it's times like these that I realize I have a long way to go to actually write a great picture caption. Gabe, I laughed aloud at almost literally every phrase up there. Reminded me of something-- A few years ago I had open heart surgery, so they needed to my ribcage to perform it. A healing broken sternum is particularly awful in the cases of, but not limited to, 1) breathing, 2) coughing, 3) sneezing, 4) MMA, and 5) laughing. I learned very quickly about that last one, when I got home from the hospital and opened my computer for the first time in a few weeks. One of the first things I read was the WMOAT about Desperately Seeking Susan. You know the one, in the first paragraph of which Gabe gives a startlingly accurate description of modern Madonna being a Velociraptor made of Terminator parts covered in leather. Oh my ninjas I laughed so hard, it even startled me a bit, but then quite immediately I realized my mistake, as the pain Mack Truck'd me. Not to let a little agony spoil my fun (because Masculinity), I went on to laugh/scream my way through the entire article, and at the end of it, I took a recovery nap which lasted 3 days. Hey! It's tl;dr-ednesday!
+20 | 12/7/11 3:31 AM
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Do not confuse GQ's "Badasses of the Year" award with People's "Bad Asses of the Year" award for the grossest celebrity bikini butt picture of the year. I believe this year's winner was Dustin Hoffman.
+3 | 12/2/11 4:40 PM
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I watched In the Name of the Father the other night (Netflix Instant, Best Film Oscar Nominee, Professor industry terms over here) and it was good! You should watch it if you like DDL. Also Pete Postlethwaite (RIP Never Forget) is always great and this movie is no exception
0 | 12/1/11 3:21 PM
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28 circus clowns.
+4 | 12/1/11 3:01 PM
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Stringer: "There's Wallace, D. RIGHT THERE. Okay? Calm the fuck down."
+5 | 12/1/11 3:00 PM
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They open the Ark, and out of the smoke rises three movie projectors, which begin showing Star Wars Episodes I, II and III simultaneously on the wall behind them, melting everyone's faces and childhood memories. "Don't look at it, no matter what happens!" -Future everyone to past themselves
+20 | 12/1/11 2:38 PM
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Or is it a Gabe and Lindsay conversation?TOO SOON
+14 | 12/1/11 1:01 AM
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The NYTimes iPhone app Breaking News notifications are not definitely something you'd want to enable if you are prone to anxiety attacks. ding-dong "IRANIAN LEADERS PLACE 1,000-YEAR CURSE ON ALL PRESENT AND FUTURE AMERICANS VIA TWITTER"
+4 | 11/30/11 5:49 PM
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I was definitely not a Man on Edge of Seat watching that movie.
+6 | 11/30/11 5:43 PM
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shut it down, this is the only comment needed here.
+7 | 11/30/11 5:34 PM
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honorable mention: Roe v. Wade Runner Blow v. Wade Hustle & Flow v. Wade Roe V for Wade-detta
+6 | 11/30/11 5:31 PM
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Roe v. Made in Manhattan
+7 | 11/30/11 5:26 PM
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Hell, just nip it in the bud and make it Star Wars Episode III and thus, Episode ≥ III. Original trilogy is just Darth Vader. BAD. ASS. Also: Rosemary's Baby The Omen (1976 version) Damien: Omen II Omen III: The Final Conflict The Omen (2006 version) The Ring Ringu The Grudge The Grudge II Apparently, Paranormal Activity 1-3 The Exorcist Children of the Corn Children of Men (haha) Do you see a pattern?
+7 | 11/30/11 4:52 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/lfjc7.jpg
+6 | 11/30/11 1:51 PM
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Looks like this movie's gonna be... http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1j38BlMF1qadkreo1_400.gif ...a money-maker. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eaKbvlcIK10/TQbpX0yx6UI/AAAAAAAAJ6k/_CCDn9Vo-aY/s400/csi%2Bmiami%2Byeah%2B%2528net%2529.jpg
+9 | 11/30/11 1:25 PM
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Guvn'a / Tossa / Limey
+6 | 11/30/11 1:19 PM
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kiEbX7icWfg/TVDZndO2A2I/AAAAAAAAAg0/uDknWUFEFOc/s400/moi.jpg ????? /commentcallback
+48 | 11/30/11 1:16 PM
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Curiously enough, there are eight main members of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians clan. And they are all pussies. Octomom, meet Octopussy.
+2 | 11/30/11 1:06 PM
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"Baby Kelly" - intern Kelly "Kelly Kelly" - Kelly Kelly "Maximum Kelly" - Gabe I feel like we have gone over this before.
+20 | 11/30/11 11:39 AM
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