Hoorah! Kelly's back!
My office is having a pumpkin carving competition and our submissions are due next Friday. As I work in a science department, my idea is to simply carve the symbol denoting Pi into the pumpkin. Get it? Do you get it, you guys? It's pretty great and requires little carving skills. #perfect
That Kanye/Kim wedding story was hard to read. The over-use of the word "whore" was a bit unsettling. Those two aren't the best people in the world but they certainly aren't the worst, and this story paints them as such. I mean at least Kanye is honest, right? Examples:
"Slightly scratched your Corolla. OK, I smashed your Corolla."
"Do you remember when we first met? OK, I don't remember where we first met."
Why in the world would they do that? Is that show not getting the rating they were hoping for? Were they hoping for The Voice-sized ratings? Because I hope they realize that people put that on and they don't pay attention to anything but the auditions and that's it. Whereas us Sleepy Hollow viewers watch the show, all of it, and even pay attention to the commercials for a bit before realizing we don't need to. I suppose NBC are the professionals here so I don't know what I'm talking about but the logic in this isn't there!
I can't believe there won't be Sleepy Hollow for three weeks!!!!
I sometimes don't wear shirts under my sweaters. I also sometimes don't use deodorant. I also sometimes wear polos. I have many facts to share about myself. Feel free to come visit in tinychat today.
"While onboard a 747, a thirtysomething passenger seated behind a celeb vomited all over herself and the celeb in front of her. When asked what caused her to be so sick, she replied, 'I realized I was sitting in seat 1D!'"
Aw! This week we were all low on upvotes. I say next week we do Opposite Stereogum Day and just upvote the hell out of each other's comments and see who wins!
"I think I started the whole category of triple entendres. Right? Hey Ye, what is a triple entendre? I did that right? On that Drake song? Yeah. Totally." -- Jay Z
How are these dogs famous? Did they save an old lady from dying alone in her apartment? Are they famous because they are cute? I happen to know a handful of dogs much cuter and that can do something with their lives (i.e.: Dayton, the dog at work, goes to Children's Hospital to provide "dog therapy" to cancer patients. Dayton gives his standard unconditional love to these children and they feel less pessimistic about their situation, I assume!).
At least Grumpy Cat makes us all hate Mondays in solidarity!
Ha. Just joshin'. I heard about this. What makes it so good? Is it that Tommy Wiseau is legitimately a good person who is kind and helpful but has a hard time conveying any feelings properly?
I saw this gif just now and was like, "did someone get a video of me at my desk this morning?!" I got in and no one was here so I just started dozing off at my desk. Cat magic!
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