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Now I know why I don't listen to NPR. Everything is made to seem so boring and... white.
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Gourdy http://as7.disneystore.com/is/image/DisneyShopping/26543
My guess is that NBC greenlit Outsourced to win over the coveted Jeff Dunham demographic.
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In all seriousnessgum, where were the weathermen yesterday? They spent a week warning about Earl and as usual, it completely missed us (us being Brooklyn). But yesterday, no warning whatsoever. If only I could have the same level of accountability at my job...
Or a http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/soul_plane.jpg
Had a great time last night! Gabe, thanks for getting all dressed up for the occasion! Zing.
Looks like someone forgot to press the button in the hatch.
Denzel Washington: Strong Black Lead
What about the one that goes "We have to put a Subway on a crane at the WTC site?"
He probably shouldn't say sport shorts so much.
Didn't understand a word of that, but you get an upvote anyway!
Now we know why Darth Vader kept his helmet on.
...and yet, somehow I listened to the entire thing. I think I need a new job!
I don't believe in Juggalos. I just believe in me.
Is the father R. Kelly? Does anyone else hear that?
Spoiler alert: she ends up with the doorman.
Well put, Mans. I feel a thesis topic brewing here. "Stooges and Shakers: The commercialization of rebellion in American society by The Monsters". Also, Quakers?
That's true to an extent, but technology and the overall speed at which society now moves, has turned all forms of rebellion into commercially viable products. Time was, a "scene" would form and it would take the mainstream public and advertisers a while before they caught on. Now, these companies track these scenes, sponsor them and exploit them before they have a chance to develop a counter-cultural stance. The absolute end of youth culture occurs when non-conformist tendencies are subverted and manufactured, rather than develop organically.
I see you basically said the same thing in another response. Also, nice avatar, because boobs.
What disappoints me the most about "music" that young people today listen to is how much it celebrates the status quo. Rebellion is always presented as achievable through consumption and materialism. Mass produced non-conformity will always equal conformity. There probably should have been a fart joke in there somewhere. Now I just sound bitter.
That's still 3,496 more than he should have gotten.
Ahh, it would be funnier if it showed-just click it!
Like everyone else, I did a Google image search for a suitable birthday picture, and this is what came up. Happy Birfday, Gabe! http://silencedmajority.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834520b4b69e20120a4c4aca9970b-800wi
Batman pug! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrIp3k5pJQM
Me four! I also paid $10 at the theater near me and made a big deal because I thought it was cheap (compared to other theaters).
On the subject/off the subject, I had to share this link. It's a poem on McSweeney's based on Howl, but called "Tweet". It's pretty great: http://mcsweeneys.net/2010/7/13miller.html
"I go to advance screenings." -You
Oh my God, she even sounds like her!!!!!
If I were a movie studio exec, I would opt for "Funk Cold Medina" instead.
After the numerous arrests last year, the turn out for the 2010 Puerto Rican Day Parade was a bit... underwhelming.
As I write this, a rerun of The King of Queens is on TV in which the story revolves around Doug driving the Insane Clown Posse to the VH1 Music Awards. Happy Friday Monsters!
I know I'm late to the party, and this is out of the blue, but a friend of mine recently adopted a cat from Alex Winter's mom. That is all.
And then the aliens will conclude that humans were eliminated by a master race known as "The Haters."