As CopperCab would tell you, asking the Internet to stop picking on you NEVER fails. Kudos to the anchors, by the way, for doing their damnedest not to burst out laughing after coming back from that interview.
(Wouldn't her phone stop working when she fell into the fountain? #missingthepointgum)
Funny story: my boss walks into my lab the other day and tells my (female) colleague, "Oh yeah, 'Dreamweaver' came on the radio this morning and I thought of you."
(Admittedly, there's context, but it doesn't help much.)
Hypothesis: 2011 is a disappointment because we're all waiting for the other Mayan shoe to drop next year. Almost 2012 tiiiime!
"But dude, taking 2012 quasi-seriously is SO 2009."
Uh-uh, fuck that noise. 2012 is a thing until 2013. And even then, maybe.
Please, someone -- ANYONE -- post a reply and tell me that when they see the words "Ted Williams" they also think "baseball player" first. I'm sorry, guy, I'm normally all about the latest retread of the Internet-meme-turned-rags-to-riches story, but that name is taken. Like that baseball player Evan Longoria: every time he gets mentioned, I think "Desperate Housewives".
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