“Don’t shoot, I’m the real Ke$ha.” “Don’t shoot, I’m the real Ke$ha.” “Better safe than sorry!” (Double gunshot.)
Between this line and the new Pogo video coming out, I'm all smiles today. Hooray for Wednesday!
As if the whole thing wasn't hackneyed enough, they use "In The Hall of The Mountain King" in the trailer. Seriously, fuck you Hollywood. Get a new soundtrack for your promos already.
Seriously, though. You can LOL all you want, but this thing creeps me the fuck out. The kid's innocent, but his dad/uncle/brother/whatever should be put on a watch list.
I recommend playing all the videos at once (I did). Not only did my skin literally crawl, but I made a wish in the Sexless Fountain of Awkward Evil pouring out of these two. *shudder*
Watching Gabe barely hold it together when Max says "BlackChat" is the best thing I've seen all day. And today has been a very good day for the internet already. Hooray, internet!
You know, I've kept my mouth shut about you b/c, quite frankly, I don't care about your trolling in the slightest, but this comment is literally the stupidest fucking thing you could post. Decrying a commenter as not having a life and/or being a loser when you've replied to every comment on this thread. Srsly, get a fucking life or a hobby or something.
The internet is largely populated by ennui, snark and trolls. But every once in a while, something comes along and validates its existence. This is one of those things. Big smiles over here.
Oh man, I feel like this won't get the upvoting it deserves since it's so far down in the thread. I'm going to take my upvote, cook it up with some baking, soda and sell it on the street to help you out.
He needs to thank his lucky stars (ha!) that he's famous and still has Ghostbusters royalties coming in. Anyone else who goes bat-shit crazy like this just ends up drooling on the el and having conversations with their reflection in department store windows.
Are you stalking me? When that skit came on I turned to my friend and said "She looks like that scene in ET where they put him in a wig".
There are a fair share of ET dopplegangers running around, tho.
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/LynneCurtinVAOCApr09_Gina_Hughes.jpg
Yikes! We need to give this guy a break. He's doing his routine in a creepy rape dungeon. There's someone off camera with a sniper rifle forcing him to do hackneyed, verbatim renditions of well known bits under the fear of either being shot or raped on that biology lab table that his script is on.
The most shocking part of this story is that you found it via AOL News! Because that is a thing that exists, apparently. Did I fall in a wormhole? Am I in a chatroom?
I don't want to sounded like the jaded internet-type but this is really old. I remember this from almost 2 years ago. I'm I the only who'd seen this before?
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