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You're stealing my life force with your embedded images of me!
Burger King: the source of and solution to all of your body image issues. Dig in!
I'm worried about YOU Gabe! There's a disturbing amount of hyperlinks in this post. We don't need that much research as evidence that she's the worst.
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/758042/sassy-o.gif
*Say. I've gotta stop Irishing up my coffee every morning.
Saw what you will but that's a pretty convincing tranny. I mean, that is what's happening here right? Drag name: Eartha Shitt.
Shit. This was supposed to be in reply to Notsewfast.
Sounds like Jeremy London wrote that.
Godsauce, you're gonna be in the cell next to Perez Hilton for that one.
So where does "Money Can't Buy You Class" fall on that spectrum?
“Don’t shoot, I’m the real Ke$ha.” “Don’t shoot, I’m the real Ke$ha.” “Better safe than sorry!” (Double gunshot.) Between this line and the new Pogo video coming out, I'm all smiles today. Hooray for Wednesday!
I'll stick to getting my earthquake predictions from house pets, thankyouverymuch.
This is why no one in LA should be allowed to have kids.
Are you An American Patriot's retarded cousin? Also: corporations, FYI.
More importantly, what does Gwyneth Paltrow think? We should probably all start weaving organic cotton absorbtion duvets in preparation.
As if the whole thing wasn't hackneyed enough, they use "In The Hall of The Mountain King" in the trailer. Seriously, fuck you Hollywood. Get a new soundtrack for your promos already.
I had a cocker spaniel named Dusty growing up that looks remarkably similar to this dog. I think you just fisted my childhood.
Seriously, though. You can LOL all you want, but this thing creeps me the fuck out. The kid's innocent, but his dad/uncle/brother/whatever should be put on a watch list.
Well, we're all going to jail now for having kiddie porn on our computers. Thanks a lot Gabe.
She sounds like she's being held at gunpoint and forced to ask douche/ettes about their lives.
I recommend playing all the videos at once (I did). Not only did my skin literally crawl, but I made a wish in the Sexless Fountain of Awkward Evil pouring out of these two. *shudder*
Watching Gabe barely hold it together when Max says "BlackChat" is the best thing I've seen all day. And today has been a very good day for the internet already. Hooray, internet!
You know, I've kept my mouth shut about you b/c, quite frankly, I don't care about your trolling in the slightest, but this comment is literally the stupidest fucking thing you could post. Decrying a commenter as not having a life and/or being a loser when you've replied to every comment on this thread. Srsly, get a fucking life or a hobby or something.
The internet is largely populated by ennui, snark and trolls. But every once in a while, something comes along and validates its existence. This is one of those things. Big smiles over here.
fuck. *baking soda,* not *baking, soda*
Oh man, I feel like this won't get the upvoting it deserves since it's so far down in the thread. I'm going to take my upvote, cook it up with some baking, soda and sell it on the street to help you out.
He needs to thank his lucky stars (ha!) that he's famous and still has Ghostbusters royalties coming in. Anyone else who goes bat-shit crazy like this just ends up drooling on the el and having conversations with their reflection in department store windows.
Are you stalking me? When that skit came on I turned to my friend and said "She looks like that scene in ET where they put him in a wig". There are a fair share of ET dopplegangers running around, tho. http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/LynneCurtinVAOCApr09_Gina_Hughes.jpg
I hope everyone can make it to the Viceroy on Saturday and see my new hardcore band, Rap Class for Assholes.
I'm glad to see Madonna finally got her botched plastic surgery fixed. She looks fantastic for her age!
Yikes! We need to give this guy a break. He's doing his routine in a creepy rape dungeon. There's someone off camera with a sniper rifle forcing him to do hackneyed, verbatim renditions of well known bits under the fear of either being shot or raped on that biology lab table that his script is on.
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn to your nearest television! /obligatory
The most shocking part of this story is that you found it via AOL News! Because that is a thing that exists, apparently. Did I fall in a wormhole? Am I in a chatroom?
I don't want to sounded like the jaded internet-type but this is really old. I remember this from almost 2 years ago. I'm I the only who'd seen this before?