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That's one fewer Southern Christian's evangelical yapping to have to tune out! So, ultimate gain?
Would you take ladies in patent leather bikinis spinning flaming poi?
I just love you all so much.
The episode 100 percent flummoxed my parents, but they did greatly enjoy "Bills, Bills, Bills." An when the DVR stopped recording just when Katie Couric sat down with Sue, three yells of disappointment filled the living room, because everyone loves Jane Lynch. SO FINN AND QUINN KISSED OMG! I wish I cared as much as I did when Mike Chang got to act. His "Tina?!" was the best.
Dear Mr. Valderrama: At many supermarkets you can access your cash by purchasing an item of small value with your EBT card, and requesting "cash back." The amount of cash you may receive is limited by the supermarket and may vary accordingly. Yours sincerely, EBT California.
Patrick Duffy's birthday could be wrong? Goddamn it, ET online is where I get all my news on the former castmembers of Step by Step.
Welcome! There's an I-graduated-high-school-in-the-previous-millennium party tomorrow! We're going to sit around feeling the cold in our creaking joints.
You are my favorite, little Napoleon.
Garrett Hedlund is being talked about to play the trailer-renter who discovers his "lawn" ornaments have a life of their own.
This looks like what Hallmark thinks ladies of an older age would send to their young relatives once-removed, had they not heard from them in a while and wanted them to know they cared. In 1995. Basically it's the most glorious thing in the world, is what I'm saying.
I don't think Olivia Wilde would hate to tell you that. And by "you" I mean "anyone ever."
Upvotes of emotional support? Yes.
They could still have the Japan-fighting part. Although it'd cut Tom Hanks' career right in half.
He's all right, but he is NO GENIUS. Mans, you have my B.A. in comparative literature. Almost as good as a sword.
A friend of mine covers it for some online magazine. Never have I heard ONE BRAG from her about free stuff, just "ooh snow!" and "celebrity, how funny!" I suspect it's because she's either signed a massive NDO, or has excellent manners.
I've already burned it onto my brain, like screenprinting, but sexy. Sexprinting. In another part of my head, he and Adam Scott are fighting it out for the position of my inexplicably adorable yet bland brunet boyfriend.
Also a huge bag of too-thick, under-fried tortilla chips. Goddamn it.
Agreed: everything that happened with Effie and the psychiatrist was unbearably nuts, and POOR FREDDIE.
I thought it was terrible at first! Then I couldn't stop watching. Then in season four when one of the characters turns out to be bipolar and suicidal, I had to stop watching again because it was TOO CLOSE TO HOME. The original had so many good guest stars, though. Peter Capaldi! He's so great!! HERE IS A SPOILER: The episode in which Sid's dad dies could be compared to FNL's "The Son," but it'd come up lacking, I think. British TV seems to have this idea that all their teenagers just drink oceans of booze and take tons of drugs and have so much sex, like, every single teenager on the entire damn island, and it does wear on the viewer after a while. Relax, British schoolchildren. Eat regular meals and study for your GCSEs and your IB and your what have you. Be in bed, sober, by midnight on a Tuesday. You can still be the coolest best without coming to school on six different pills, wearing see-through dresses.
This movie nearly ruined muppets for me. My brother and I accidentally caught it on cable sometime in the mid-'90s and to this day one of us can still absolutely sicken the other by just saying its name.
The mortal enemy of Sexual Harassment Panda.
I would listen to this. God smite me for my shameful love of Bryan Adams, and send me to murderer's-bathroom purgatory. Which would be--the hallway to the bathroom?
I dislike her less because of that doofy laugh. I dislike me more for giving even a half a fuck. HELLO BRAIN ARE YOU THERE? http://i.imgur.com/6mF1b.gif
Is this gif a whole year old now? It still feels so fresh (no sarcasmo)!
The Hayden Christensen Embargo is an unspoken promise between friends. No one's praising him for being great when he goes on television and utters the phrase "...my girlfriend's titties were hanging out." Shut the fuck up forever, Rogen.
Seth Myers had a good moment with his Founding Fathers/Second Amendment riff. Then the Rent got Too Damn High again and of course, ugh.
Bill Hader, being the current BEST, is exempt from general SNL criticism.
He's got Gnarls Barkley, still, right? In terms of one-offs, "Crazy" is miles above "Fuck You." Oh man.
Man I love a good public transportation nap. There are three tricks: 1. COVER YOUR FACE--if no one can see your eyes, they may suspect you're sleeping, but they can't prove it; 2. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT; 3. CLUTCH YOUR PERSONAL ITEMS TIGHTLY TO YOUR CHEST. You don't get the deepest sleep but if you're so tired you're passing out in public, even a little naplet is valuable.
Between Canada and Food & Wine magazine, Gail lost a couple years to "Staten Island parties." Staten Island Gail is Snooki's secret style icon.
He's had years to practice those aggro-baby hand gestures. Chet Haze should take notes.
TEAM ONEPIECE. Fuck this noise, the Norwegians did it first and better. I would be disgusted at the devaluation of my precious OnePiece, but it's just too great to be sullied by this vile knockoff. Wearers of the Forever Lazy also carry "coch" bags and wear Steve Madden YSL Tributes.
He makes the best sad face. http://trendpiece.blogspot.com/2009/05/eliot-spitzer.html
The Penises of World Leaders. Is this part of some GWB-related education initiative? Or somehow the fault of the Texas School Board?
Good job not being dead, little Napoleon! Did you know that Napoleon Bonaparte, your namesake and my relation, was actually about 5'7"? The British caricatured him as a tiny emperor and as they won, that's the reputation that stuck! AMAZING FACTS.
Which one? Baby Eliot Spitzer, or Toughen Up, America? New avatars are so confusing.