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You made me smile R2D2 :). Although I think you are one of the few to associate Elizabeth Taylor with happy marriages.
http://i55.tinypic.com/24dfqly.jpg WHITE DIAMONDS! RIP.
http://i51.tinypic.com/32zmjc0.jpg "Liz, I'm just worried that I'm going to sound like I don't know what I'm talking about."
The shitty Gawker redesign is why I migrated my internet attention to VG 4L.
If you close your eyes this sounds like a Kristen Schaal bit for the Daily Show.
"I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. "
YES YES YES taco I second TWIN PEAKS! Even though I've already seen it it would be nice to discuss it since none of my friends or anyone I know has ever seen it :( . Just this past weekend I was helping my mom chop wood and I was holding the logs like a weirdo and I was like, hey mom look I'm the log lady ah nevermind... http://i55.tinypic.com/2uel7xx.jpg
UGHHH Gabe who IS your super hero type then???? This snaggle-tooth tiger? http://i56.tinypic.com/6j0ec2.jpg On an unrelated note, I'm pretty psyched the snus ads are gone and are replaced with Bing people eating giant slices of pizza. Much better choice!!
AGREED! Reality Bites was before my time (being 5 is HARD!) so watching it later on as an adult gave me a clear understanding of just how bad that movie is. I think my biggest problem with that movie is that Winona's character makes THE WORST CHOICES, which I guess 20 somethings do often? But both Reality Bites and Garden State end at a too convenient time, like we know these characters are wrong together and will probably start arguing on the ride home or something.
BOOOOOO YOU!!! However, I will not downvote, only for the fact that I have beef with this movie because so much from the book is left out. I understand that minor things have to be cut sometimes, but the movie leaves out Scarlett's FIRST TWO KIDS!! I hope you change your mind Jawn, after all, tomorrow is another day.
No http://i52.tinypic.com/aavya1.jpg
Being a 'nice guy' and being good at making documentaries are two different things. I'd say most documentaries could be covered in DUH Aficionado. Most stem from 'things most people already know' and then delve into the details about said thing, that we were previously unaware of. Spurlock has good intentions, but bad logic. In the case of Super Size Me, eating McDonalds every day didn't prove anything. We all knew he was going to get sick. If you eat anything all day every day for an extended period of time you're going to get sick. Why not just make a doc about the food industry in general like Food Inc. ( not my favorite, but more effective IMO) He tries to do too much of the campy, tongue in cheek, entertainment spin which just ends up being off-putting.
Yep it's true! One of those mom's-maiden-name-things...
Also his wife always reminded me of Kitty from Arrested Development... http://i51.tinypic.com/nx5q3b.jpg
Ha Morgan Spurlock's middle name is 'Valentine'.
These ads are gonna give me EYE CANCER.
I am truly amazed at her ability to be completely off tempo, yet still manages to be in sync with the ' WAY HO' parts.
http://i51.tinypic.com/2wgsx85.jpg UGHH done
ah I wasn't finished vgum! ...uality about Chanks was that he was KIND OF hot sometimes, but I don't even think that's true anymore... Here's some vintage Haze! p://i51.tinypic.com/2wgsx85.jpg What a DWEEB.
I used to think that the only redeeming q
Clean up all the blood you say? http://i56.tinypic.com/10h16k9.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/2en4yfm.jpg Thanks, JD!! All Hail the Queen
I used to think the acronym NSFW stood for Not Safe For Women. For like, waaayyy too long.
I agree, although I am fond of this Tina Fey quote, "Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate" which takes kind of a different spin on the whole thing.
Oh thank god Starlee, when I saw the title of this post I thought you were going to talk about how great this movie was and then I wouldn't have anything nice to say...especially because it was advertised on Videogum a while back I think most monsters were already forced to watch this garbage trailer.
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I thought it was Charlie Sheen...
Thanks for reminding me that it's not gonna be Halloween or Friday for a while Lawblog. :(
I have no jokes to make, Nate Dogg was the best and I'm genuinely sad his life was cut short. I wish this was RIP Nate Dogg OR pictures of dogs instead... http://i52.tinypic.com/2m81g7q.jpg
'Hold up mom, I gotta take my gum out before I destroy the future internet with my dance moves'
I never saw your episode (that I'm aware of at least) but I think some monsters might get a kick out of it if you wrote up a whole post on your cash cab experience. I'd love to hear about the logistics of it all, like did you just walk up to a random cab, get in, and BOOM. LIGHTS. MUSIC. BEN. BAILEY. http://i55.tinypic.com/29tmi1.png Did you know what the cash cab was at the time? Did you have to sign lots of paperwork beforehand? Is there some producer or someone in the back seat or a car full of Cash Cab suits following you? Where are the cameras? Did you really ask a random person on the street a question, or does that person have to be secretly TV screened and waiver-ed etc? Did they take taxes out of the money you got in your check? Do they give you ANY cash? Is Ben Bailey a good driver?
Way to live out all my secret dreams, Shellbomber! I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CASH CAB!
Gotta have my bowl is RIGHT!
Sid Farkus? Is that you?
Maybe I should call Mase so he could pray for us
This guy knows what Ja's talking about... http://i54.tinypic.com/k1ruxg.jpg Liz: Please, do not bother Jack. He is in a weird place right now. Tracy: B.B. Jackson's condo? Liz: No. Tracy: A children's clothing store in Dubai? Liz: Just stop guessing!