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This too is important, but I myself am concerned about his stance on Goblin Cock. Too soft? Too hard? I need to know these things if I am to make an informed decision.
+1 | 10/28/10 12:33 AM
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I guess that's more of a prediction/wishful thinking than a caption, but whatever.
0 | 9/1/10 12:37 PM
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Meet my new drug cartel...I mean "baseball team". We're really going to fucking blow away the competition, right guys? Wooo! But seriously, we're smuggling drugs into America.
0 | 9/1/10 12:33 PM
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Damn he is irritating. More evidence of "kids these days," am I right?
+2 | 8/11/10 4:41 PM
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I guess my decision to post gratuitously stupid/sexual comments a la what I imagine the real Mike Honcho would say was not the correct decision.
+1 | 8/4/10 8:39 PM
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I'm just waiting for some crazy-ass to pop up in the North Carolina election. If you follow the pattern, we're next in line. And there's already been a guy who commanded "the state militia" to kill the president. It's just a matter of time.
0 | 8/4/10 8:33 PM
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"Also, does it look like I have nipples right below my nostrils? Because people tell me it does, and I'm trying to be as menacing as possible at all times. I don't need a bunch of dolphins and cameramen laughing and calling me nipple face. Do you know that can do your self-esteem?"
-18 | 8/3/10 9:26 PM
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Or ARE geniuses. Grammar, who needs it?
+1 | 8/3/10 9:22 PM
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Apparently the people who made these Donald Duck comics is a genius or something. I saw a MythBusters episode the other day where these ducks invented a contraption to raise a sunken boat with ping pong balls years before the MythBuster dude invented the same contraption to do the same exact thing.
+1 | 8/3/10 9:21 PM
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"Does my mouth look like the scariest vagina in the world to you?"
-20 | 8/3/10 9:10 PM
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Painful. Phuck Phish anyway, you know, just for being Phish.
0 | 6/29/10 12:53 AM
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This guy I met at a party introduced himself as such: "Hi, my name's Matt. I like Asian women and dark beer." The dark beer explains itself. This video explains the rest. Maybe.
+1 | 6/10/10 2:08 AM
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You got Faygo in my PBR. And that's how Four Loko was born.
+31 | 5/28/10 12:12 PM
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I wouldn't be completely against hearing Klaxons on the radio (which is what this track seems to be aiming for), you know, rather than Chevelle and Nickelback.
0 | 5/27/10 1:12 AM
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Too much Johnny Whitney.
+1 | 4/15/10 10:56 PM
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I will agree with the general mediocrity consensus. The video is interesting, but the song sounds like it's been done a few times. Not too thrilled with the lyrics either. From what I heard out of BoH's last tour, the new album isn't going to be that great. It seems like they're doing a Mystic Valley Band thing, where everyone in the band gets a turn on the mic. One of the new songs they played had the exact same chord progression as the song they played before it; I don't remember the song, but it was something off of Everything All the Time. I and the rest of the crowd weren't exactly digging any of the new material.
0 | 4/6/10 11:54 PM
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You leave the fine products endorsed by the late Billy Mays out of this!
0 | 3/30/10 2:27 PM
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Our Gang - "Dogs is PCP Dogs" (1991): What will the Little Rascals do when Petey starts a gang of his own...and ends up on the wrong side of the law? Hilarity ensues as the boys try to tackle Petey's PCP addiction and set him back on the straight and narrow.
+1 | 3/26/10 3:01 PM
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Exactly. I'm afraid of clowns, but I am terrified of ridiculous "Who Let the Dogs Out?" remakes.
+8 | 3/25/10 10:45 AM
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I will not watch this. I don't have the money to pay the psych ward.
+8 | 3/25/10 10:40 AM
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