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Bruce Willis: "I still look better than Jeremy Piven."
I literally did not expect this. Thank you, Monsters.
"Luke, I am literally your father."
Well, I made it 39 seconds. Also, I'd like to know: what came first, the shitty idea for the video, or the shitty song? Or was it some serendipitous collision of the two?
He hits the bad guy with frying pans!
I want to make her sadness go away.
Upvoting the normal, insightful Videogum commenters and downvoting the Dunham-loving trolls -- what a way to unwind after work!
I hope Matt Groening chokes on his lobster-stuffed-with-tacos tonight.
I just want to know if Gabe watched and/or is going to comment on the fact that the awful worlds of Jeff Dunham and Jay Leno collided last night. I did not watch; I'd like to keep my eyes and ears, thank you. Also, "I like you, Rolly. Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?"
That was exactly how Fear was known around these parts, too. Except, yeah, finger-banged rather than cherry-popped.
I spent the last couple minutes debating with myself whether or not I should make a joke about having forgotten about this movie and its awfulness until now. Shame on me.
George Takei was almost worth having to watch that.
I'm probably much more impressed by this than I should be. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I would like to take this comment to the Monster's Ball.
Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!