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I don't know if this is news to you, facetaco, but racism is actually a bad thing and people SHOULD get riled up about it.
Hahahaha, I thought you were making a clever joke, but that is an actual movie! Wow!
She is drinking bottled water at bed time for the same reason we all do: Because it is hard to drink water from a glass when you are half asleep without spilling it all over your face like a moron. Celebrities! Just like us.
Oh my God, that's horrifying!
You know what? If it helps them, who cares??? We're all just trying to get the fuck by. If someone wants to pray, or tweet that they are praying, or write on a dead relative's wall, then so be it. It's not hurting me, so why should I stop them? In fact, it's kind of a dick move to tell them that whatever comfort they get is stupid, when in reality, it's not my nor anyone else's business.
This comment made me literally LOL. Well done!
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Ugh, You're Next looks like it was storyboarded on pinterest and filmed with an instagram filter. The killers are even wearing whimsical animal masks. This bullshit hipster aesthetic has permeated even our mainstream horror movies. It's no longer edgy and it is time to move on to something new! Sincerely, A Whiner
"Ryan Lochte is not pretty enough to be *this* dumb." We can agree to disagree.
I don't know. Isn't anyone else freaked out by the fact that the monkey is squeezing that guy's windpipe repeatedly? Like he's trying to kill him but his hands are too small? Just me?
YES! http://www.perlmanpages.com/Interviews/gfx/image001.jpg
YES! I love it when Gabe lays the smack down! Agreed on all points.
It's the beginning of a sub-series! Money Isn't Everything: Believe Me, I'm a Rich Person Privilege Isn't Everything: Believe Me, I'm a White Person Food Isn't Everything: Believe Me, I'm Not a Starving Person
Oh my gosh, Vincent Gallo and St. Vincent are my dream cast for Videogum: The Movie!
Hey Llewyn Davis! He could get it "inside" if you know what I'm saying! (Gross. I'm sorry)
That sequel to Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World looks depressing as hell.
I know it is unfashionable, but I seriously cannot stand that guy.