So Mark, what if you had been in Germany in 1938?
“If I was in Germany in 1938 with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin of Hitlers palace and then me saying, ‘OK Jews, we’re going to get you out of here on a plane i can apparently land, don’t worry.’”
Not sure why, but I always assume that things animals do that we take as cute, have some sort of barbaric killer animal instinct that is truly behind it. Like what was really running through that cats mind was that she needed to smother the kitten so it couldn't breathe that well, thus calming it down so her sleep would be less disturbed.
Do they still make those pictures where the main image is made up all of smaller images? That might have worked here. Or they could have made it all out of smaller guns... that never doesn't ever work.
"Why would an older, past-her-prime artist attempt to mimic current fashion and music and fail to the point that they actually end up looking even more dated and old? It's just sad."
-Mariah Carey
I once had a quick fling with a ’sexy’ sleeveless mock turtleneck. It seemed all glitzy at first but then i was all "Well if you don't have sleeves, where am I supposed to stick it." The fella turtlenecks out there know what I'm talking about.
(finally a chance to reference my image and name in a comment - YEAH!!!)
I am once again here at roughly comment # 250 to ask for the inclusion of The Taking of Pelham 123 in the hunt.
For the 3rd week in a row I will include a quote from Travolta's character.
"So this dog... out of nowhere just lifts his hind-legs up and puts them in the, you know the harness there... and just takes a shit, while he's running on his front paws. So he's dumping and running, all at the same time... now that's multi-fucking-tasking if you ask me."
This story continues (yes... it continues) and explains how the dog helped travolta (ya... we aren't capitalizing travolta anymore) learn to take a shit in prison.
This is not even close to the worst line in the movie. I'm pretty sure this movie was written as a thesis paper at the end of 2 long years earning a Masters in bad dialogue.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Watch it, hate it.
A sample Travolta quote: "You can lick my bunghole, motherfucker"
I keep trying to nominate this and for whatever reason The Hunt seems to get posted when I am no where near a computer and thus my nomination gets buried under 250 comments. But I will keep pushing for it down here, 81 page down clicks from the top. It's like the opposite of the Amelia campaign.
Maybe your play on words was intentional, but did you notice that with a quick spelling change to the word "wits", that could be a dirty sentence?
Just change the S to an A, the I to an AG, the T to a IN, and the W to a V.
They can save a lot of money by getting the old graphics from The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and just crossing out one word. That word is of course "Kennedy", and it should be replaced with "Fail".
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