"Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes." - Photographer in the back.
They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guil-ty. I saw Fake Rambo and Aquaman. I didn't like the look on their faces. It was like this...
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/mrCasual/VGum/celebrity_impersonators.jpg
... so I killed them. I blew holes in them this big. Actually they were about this big. You know, when I think about it, those holes were about THIS BIG! And their guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walkin' away, I slip around on their guts. A couple of other people came by and started slippin' on their guts too. After I blow holes in some people and slip around on their guts... afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go.... (twist, twist, twist)... your lower intestines.
Here's my Keifer story! Once, he was in a commercial, that, by itself, was pretty badass and worth watching, but did nothing to sell me on the product it was supposed to promote.
I have the same story about Mikhail Gorbachev.
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