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"Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes. Delete this picture? Yes." - Photographer in the back.
Well. It was no Spiderman 3.
I didn't know they were making a John Dies at the End movie! Cool! It was a fun book.
"Make up crew's here. Which one of you just popped a zit?"
Debate 1: The Baracky Horror Big No Show VP Debate: To Kill a Mockingbiden Debate 2: The Empire Points Back Debate 3: Barack and Mitti Make a Porno
They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guil-ty. I saw Fake Rambo and Aquaman. I didn't like the look on their faces. It was like this... http://www.majhost.com/gallery/mrCasual/VGum/celebrity_impersonators.jpg ... so I killed them. I blew holes in them this big. Actually they were about this big. You know, when I think about it, those holes were about THIS BIG! And their guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walkin' away, I slip around on their guts. A couple of other people came by and started slippin' on their guts too. After I blow holes in some people and slip around on their guts... afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go.... (twist, twist, twist)... your lower intestines.
Here's my Keifer story! Once, he was in a commercial, that, by itself, was pretty badass and worth watching, but did nothing to sell me on the product it was supposed to promote. I have the same story about Mikhail Gorbachev.
Drink every time Peyton Manning throws an interception. NO STOP! I TAKE THIS BACK!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!
Hey, what happened to all my porn? - Me Tonight.
I'll add this to the list of things Topher Grace is not up to.