Jessica and Jason: Let's screw.
Jessica: Ok, should we do it in the giant mansion with many comfortable beds and couches?
Jason: No, the back of my pick-up will do just fine. It is uncomfortable and out in the open.
During the time it took Ashton and The Voice to fight this out on Twitter, 9,563 children were sold in to slavery. And that's a fact*
*That is not a fact.
"It would have been more off the hook if he had done some of his earlier stuff, and not just his hits. But I guess you need to give the people what they want" -- No one at this show.
Linden on the plane.
Me: Her phone is going to ring.
Her phone rings.
Me: She is going to find out that Richmond didn't do it.
She finds out that Richmond (probably) didn't do it.
Me: Come the fuck on!
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