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The worst part of all these remakes is that the old versions immediately disappear forever. True story: I went to see the new Total Recall and while I was in theatre, Colin Farrell broke into my house and snapped my Blu-ray in half!
Not a Macfarlane fan but he sort of nailed it?
Does anyone have Mindy Kaling's phone number? I just need to ask her something real quick.
I get that, but man is she easy on the eyes.
I'm raking my brain as to how the new companion is going to work out if she's already dead-ish?
The "I used to love to go camping" line signifies how tired Walt is on this life, "camping" referencing both the Crystal Ship and the tents being using to cook in bug-bombed houses.
"Sometimes its enough for things to just be lightly enjoyable." Sounds like we've got another Up All Night on our hands here.
Does anyone have Mindy Kaling's phone number? I just need to ask her something real quick.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Andy Borowitz insufferable.
"No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. Just my tax returns. And my model number." -Mitt Romney
My sister and I call each other D-bag as a term of endearment. First, because out last name starts with a D. Second, cause obviously. And third, and most importantly, MISSION HILL. It gets better (and worse) than "fatso", is what I'm saying.
For the ladies: Gideon Yago. For the fellas: Tabitha Soren.
FNL is one of those shows like The Wire where the actors will always be their characters in my head. "Oh, look, Lt. Daniels joined the Fringe Division." "Landry's working for a crooked extermination company now?" "Vince is dating Haddie."
Sorry Rara, Dave's spoken for. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3405/3569045024_e7e2c77fd0_z.jpg
I think I speak for all of us in saying, you should've won. But we're glad you're here too.
We all like to think we're Tim Riggins, but most of us are Landry Clarke.
Sure, in the same way that DadBoner is from Flint (but is actually a comedian living in LA).
Actually, he's from Flint, bro: http://slacktory.com/2012/07/hunt-to-expose-krispy-kreme-as-rapper-tyler-cassidy/
He means the rapper, not the company: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme_(rapper)
Before everyone starts shitting on Eastwood for endorsing Romney, can we at least remember this wonderful moment from last year? "These people who are making a big deal about gay marriage?" Eastwood tells the magazine. "I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of ... Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want."
I stand corrected. Thanks for the clarification.
Actually, best case scenario is that Chick-Fil-A stops actively supporting hate groups with MILLIONS of dollars in donations (over $5 million in the past five years or so.) I give precisely two fucks what the CEO says/thinks, it's his actions that matter. And my money won't support those actions.
I agree with the majority of this, but both the Boston and Chicago mayors have made moves to actually outlaw Chick-Fil-A from their cities. That's wrong, no matter what your politics are. It's effectively the Ground Zero mosque of shitty fast-food, you guys.
If that Man of Steel trailer teaches us anything, it's that Terrance Malick should direct Levi's ads.
I actually loved Scandal. The constant twists at the end left me breathless. I thought Hounds was the week link this season.
We talking first two seasons striped shoulders, no collar, one-piece jumpsuit or the later season revision? BE SPECIFIC, KATE!
Amazon has it listed as science fiction, which made me laugh.
Yup, and that was based on a true story. That shit actually happened. I think I first heard about it on This American Life.
We Need to Talk About Kelvin.
I think following Dane Cook is the greatest crime of all here.
Needs more trampoline accidents.
The inclusion of "Love Take Me Down (to the Streets)" was a nice touch in Wanderlust.
As you may have discovered in your film class (I've taken a few of them), everyone in film class is pretty much an asshole.