FT, that's one of the boldest admissions I've ever seen of VG. I disagree strongly with with your hatred, in fact your opinion is inconceivable, but have nothing but respect for your audacity.
I work for a pretty awesome place, where everyone is pretty great and chill (but not like "beers in the mini-fridge, dude!" chill, regular chill, like regular, good people) and this one guy used to always be like "I can't wait to get out of this place" in a super angry tone. I never got that guy. And he was the one that rode his bike to work in full-on brand-splattered spandex bike gear, and wore rainbow toe socks so that his toes would fit into his "business casual" black felt vibram five-fingers.
You just wrote my five people you meet in heaven. Of course, with them it's like wishing for more wishes because it turns out to be three people, but all the amazing characters they bring along...
Sometimes I go to start listening to a comedy podcast, and glance down at the running time and wince a little, but then I see that PFT is on it, and I'm like. OK, everything's gonna be O.K. Ok as in I will pee a little at some point. I love that guy's impressions, because he focuses so much more on just creating a funny and original character using the original imressionee as simply a jumping off point. PFT Iced Tea, so little like Iced Tea, but PFT Iced Tea is such an endearing guy, I always look forward to him.
I'm surprised he didn't mention that Obama is against global warming because he doesn't want his enormous antarctic tunnels that lead to the NWO secret under-ice base to be destroyed...A rare miss, lizard man!
The GREs make me want to grab all of higher education and shake them and say "NO! NO. You need to get off your ass and think of a REAL way to decide who should be in your graduate program. No more of this bullshit. Get back to work!"
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