Whatcher doin in e toilet?
Leave the trash alone...
no....dont take the shit paper o...stop.eating.the.shit.paper.
thats nawsty....covering yourself in shit...dont...
No Anti-Americano here (on controir) but this is not a very proud page in America's history.
Did you people realise, that the most technologically advanced nation, spend shit loads of $$$, hunting the most hated person on the face on Earth and finally managed to find him...
...a decade later hiding in his own luxurious house.
He was probably like 90 years old, led a full happy life and enjoyed a quick painless death.
Justice.
Dear Brad, if you are reading this, here is an idea.
http://schrodin.ipower.com/MB2007/images/exploding_cart.jpg
PS: I was searching on the internet for the verb "to booby trap a car so that it explodes". I am pretty sure I am on some kind of watch list right now.
Bill Marrey, please dont be so mad
Indeed, an Oscar you'd love to win
Lost in Translation sucked, I might add
cause see,I d rather eat, my own foreskin
Bill Marrey, its not he first time
that you are being a complete dickhole
so dip your dick in a cup of lime
go ahead and fuck your eyehole
Groundhog day, it was awesome
you bitched again and you were right
but stick that movie in your bossom
cause you bitch, with all your might
pretending to be a zombie, sneaking on a man
like you did on zombie land,
is a stupid idea, if he bears a damn shotgun
I got bored.
"Two Lesbians, Two Jews, Two Blacks, Three Hispanics, And A Wheelchairy And A Blind At An Office: Workplace comedy."
I find this hillarious, does it make a racist intollerant person?
"We're sorry, currenty our video library can only be streamed within the USA..."
FFFUUUUU...
MUST.SEE.CARROT.TOP.PERFORMING. FOR.DICK.CHENEY.NOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
School kid? More like sssssCOOL kid, am I right you guys? (you guys?)
Anyways, respect to the kid.
Not only for being a punk in the Ke$ha era but also for his attitude. I remember that time of year...the TV started playing all these commercials about pens and backpacks and it felt like shit. It signified the end of the summer. However, this (awesome) kid things about all the good stuff, all the stuff that you secretely wished deep inside.
Maybe I ll be the cool kid this year, I ll be awesome, I ll find many friends...Or every boy's dream.
Maybe a pretty new girl comes to school and I win her heart. Dont think he said, couldn t see the whole video but I remember myself wishing every September for a hot new student.
SCHOOL IS STARTING, FUCK YEAH!
PS:School years are the worst (YES GABE, WORST THAN GWYNETH).
That creature is walking to your home right now. It might be far away, and oceans might stand in between, it might take time but it will not stop walking slowly towards you. It always knows where you are.
The only way is to change continents every couple of months, knowing that it is always coming.
"Run C3P000000000000 RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!"
"Why doncha luuuv me Luke? I am not be a good man, but I know what Luv is"
"Why, this Death Star is Auto-matic. Its System-matic. Its Hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its Greased Lightning!"
"Darth Vader:What's it like not to feel the Dark Side?
Luke: Let's say there was a little boy, and from the time he could understand, he was taught to fear... let's say he was taught to fear darkside. He was taught that it was his enemy, that it would hurt him. And then one dark day, you ask him to join the darkside and he won't. You can't be angry at him can you?
Darth: I knew that little boy and I saw the darkness in his eyes, and no matter what you say or do, that's still what I see.
Luke: We are who we are. Jedis don't change. "
Darth Vader:"I had no idea you could milk a Wookie."
Han Solo:- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
Darth:- "I have nipples, Han. Could you milk me?"
"This is a message for Emma Stone."
Holy shit I hope this is not what it seems.
"I think you are all the way beautifull"
Oh shit...
"...not just pretty"
Oh Shit...Jim...no Jim seriously please...
"but smart, kind hearted."
Oh God...it is what it seems.
"If I were a lot younger I would marry you"
Wait what?Jim for the love of God ...
"....chubby wrnkle face kids, yazeee, ghost stories..."
JIM STOP!
"and the sex...LONG PAUSE..."
Ackward
"and everyday... you would thank God that I was the right age".
Allright buddy...you are on your own now. Fuck it all up, I dont give a fuck anymore. Its your dignity not mine. I am just a fan.
"I have lines, it takes me longer to pee."
Ouch...
Chandler voice in my head: Could this BE any sadder?
Whispers "I love you...I do".
YES!!! THANK GOD! HE WILL NOW PROCEED TO REDEEM HIMSELF WITH THE AWESOMEST PUNCHLINE EVER. ITS JIM CARREY MEETS ANDY KAUFMAN! THIS WILL BE THE BEST JOKE-PRANK-EXPERIENCE EVER, SORRY FOR EVER YOU DOUBTING YOU JIM FUCKING CARREY.
(Jim Carrey pretends he wants to cry untill video ends.)
Fuuuuuuuuuu....
Lets make a movie were some dude saves Africa....WITH EXPLOSIONS!!!!
Lets make a movie about the invention of the vibrator. We can have this scene where this woman will sing like a Prima Dona when they stick a vibrator in her twat.
Lets make a movie about Ghost Rider...where he does not rider a chopper.
Lets make....Page 8?
What if a girl saw a murderer in action...and then all of the people looked the same? Also he has her cellphone and he calls her because? Also for some reason she is not safe in crowdy places? Also the only thing worst than Milla Jovovich movies is Angelina Jolie movies and Hitler.
Its about time to ask. Where do filmmakers get their ideas from?
I am just going to patiently wait untill "If we don’t beat those stuck-up werewolves in the Midnight Regatta, they’ll close down Camp Friendly Fangs forever!" is a real thing.
Seriously though. How can this not be the best idea movie ever?
Oh yeah....you forgot zombies. Add zombies and its perfect. I promise to give my money to the people who make this movie.
Anne Heche getting graphically fucked?
Yep...I am definatelly going to see this movie. Epsecially not right now. Nooooo...I am not going to stream it online.
“hoarding for years,”?
One of the reasons why I hate the Harry Potter universe is because you can so easilly tell how it is being made up as she goes. Create a universe and stick to it. Stop adding things.
For example the third movie goes something like this "Hey guys...there is also a new creature existing, its an elf slave that you ve never seen before" or "hey guys...there is a tree like really really close to the school that kills people...and you ve never heard of it before" or "hey guys....there are some huge ass spiders like really really close to the school...also a ippogrip which is half horse half bird". Also I ve been told (forced to listen to) that once you give socks to this slave/elfs they become free and this was left out of the movies which somehow made the movie worst and also later on I was told again (forced to listen to) that giving this elf/slaves their freedom is somehow a bad thing and that the book is so much better than the movie and seriously...
FUCK THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE AND FUCK PEOPLE WHO LIKE IT.
Except that one fan who made this cool Potter video, I trolled him and he was pretty cool and logical and made me feel bad about myself for being a cynical asshole (diagnosed by Southpark, everything is shit)
What I mean to say is J.K Rowling....I know you haven't been hoarding ANYTHING for years. You might have fooled billions of people around the world but not me.
I KNOW BABY CAN BELIEVE IN ITSELF. IF IT BELIEVES IN ITSELF, IT WILL KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE HARMONICA.
IF IT DONT? IT SHALL KEEP PRACTICING! IF IT KEEP PRACTICING!!! IT WILL KAY...GET BETTER AND BETTER AT IT, AND IT WILL DO IT!!!
WOCK AND WOLL!!!
I have never read an Xmen comic in my life, I have seen all the movies, loved Nightcrawler in the beginning of the second film and hated the the third film. Also Wolverine Origins was pretty bad.
But this one...I loved it. Of course I was forced into it as I promised to myself I will never give my money to the Xmen again (after paying to see X3) and my expectations where very low. Especially since I was wondering how can it be an action movie if one character controls metals and the other character reads minds?
But no, the action scenes were Perfect. And thats what I wanted to see. Superheroes being awesome, punching each other and story that is not completely retarted. I was suprised that not only superheroes where awesome as fuck, not only did they punch each other but FINALLY!!! they fucking murder people.
In the era of PG rated movies, we have to respect that. Thank you X:First Class for that.
Story? Stop an evil mutant from starting WWIII. Sounds good, better than the following:
Stop a bolding dude from sinking America and selling land in a new continent near by.
Stop a secret ancient asian team of samurais destroy a dying city be releasing gas that turns people crazy though (through the sewage system).
Stop a terrorist clown.
Saving the babe from a William Dafoe.
Stop a scientist from conducting an experiment that will destroy New York (and save the babe from the dude from Frida).
Save the babe from Tofu Grace with the help of James Franco.
Pretty much any other comic book movie except from the Avengers.
And now SPOILER TIME:
Oh my god....Magneto child murdering the Nazis by squeezing their godamn helmets...did you fucking see that? And the Red Nightcrawler murdering all these CIA agents...FUCK YEAH!!! Did you see that? I almost shat my pants in that scene, if I was younger I would. The children were fucking helpless and then the death of Darwin...I felt sad for someone's death in a comic book movie, fucking finally.
Seriously you guys dont be so harsh. Its building up tension.
I liked it. Its something new and original.
He turned of the lights and stoped the car while the cops were on the lookout. You expect the shit to hit the fun and it does.
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