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5 Words: Secretary of State Topher Grace http://i45.tinypic.com/bfqjxz.jpg
I know in internet time, this is like me referencing a Jackie Gleason joke, but... http://i29.tinypic.com/72srd0.jpg
Alright, its about noon where I am, and there is no mention of the absolutely insane Algerian Hostage Crisis? Gabe, remember when you asked why people don’t comment as much anymore? Not to be rude, and this is a funny post, but stories about someone getting chased by a snake, whatever that even means, is just not going to get the attention like A BOTCHED HOSTAGE SITUATION IN NORTHERN AFRICA will. Alright, I’m done ranting. Relax, Notsewfast etc etc.
Definitely Hot http://i49.tinypic.com/30aucut.jpg
I'm like the herpes of Videogum. I may go away for awhile, but you can never get rid of me completely.
Oh so I guess you heartless bastards just want Stephen Baldwin to sleep on the streets like a dog then, huh?
If he makes that face for 48 Hours, it'll stay that way forever.
I have the most dignified boner.
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I've been stealing pens from the set of The Killing in hopes that they will get frustrated with the extra expense and cancel the show.
"Grandpa, you left your scrotum in the sink again!"
She really nailed Michael Bay's creative process. Somebody get her a producer's credit.
10,000 Japanese teenagers just achieved simultaneous orgasm
Eli Lilly is going to be so pissed when they find out that duck snores are as effective as Prozac in double-blind tests.
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As good as 'My Faith' was, nothing could match the success of the duo's breakout hit "Faith You Like an Animal"
See, Nickelback hasn't ALWAYS sucked!
I'm just going to level with you, Facetaco. Learning to use the toilet turned out to be a LOT harder than I had anticipated.
Suddenly, a promising new Republican presidential hopeful entered the race.
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God dammit, who's going to believe that my decoys are me if they won't stop walking around HOLDING HANDS?? I'm totally firing my casting director.
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Careful... Gabe might be watching.... http://i52.tinypic.com/2rzvqko.jpg
"First you stole my cloudsong, then you stole my heart."
Judging from those shallow breaths, I'd say he's as excited about making this video as I am about watching it!
"You're no longer in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Messiah" -Tyra Banks
Just in time for upfronts: http://i53.tinypic.com/eqrny9.jpg
I apologize for how terrifying this photo is, but cool hair Gabe!
You've found the Bernstein to your Woodward! http://i55.tinypic.com/2llir2f.jpg
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Tom Cruise finally exacted revenge for tarnishing his name! http://i52.tinypic.com/24ms3t3.jpg
The secret of the unicorn is that he is actually a senator from Mississippi. http://i55.tinypic.com/2nkqgrb.jpg
No, it should be the original. This movie is horrifyingly bad, yet is made $144,512,310.00 This move MUST be included.
You forgot to mention that the Ambiguously Gay duo also featured Stephen Colbert! http://restoringtruthiness.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Stephen-Colbert-Exposes-His-Unabiguously-Grey-Matter-on-SNL-VIDEO.jpg
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Magnitude: Pop... Troy: Pop What?? Magnitude: Pop...
Slowin' it down...Oh yeeeah http://i56.tinypic.com/mruw5l.jpg