as videogum's expert on being black, i will say this. the thought of a crime such as the one jeremy alleges was done to him sounds more believable when the criminals are black. similar to years ago when susan smith drove her two kids into a body of water and blamed it on a general description of a black guy. in their minds, the obvious response to this would be "of course it happened, a crazy black guy did it!" that inherent thought, does, in my opinion, make them racist.
I think we can all assume that the reason Gabe wasn't able to watch TNTV was because he was OBVIOUSLY at the NFL Draft cheering on his favorite sportsball team.
i'm not trying to sound like ass dan up in here or anything (ahhh yeah!) but did anyone else notice martin/dateline clearly messed up one of the icp lyrics in the beginning? on the screen it says "from doom and either way bass boom" and any well respecting member of team juggalo who hasn't lost his hearing from constant faygo showers should know it says "from doom to 808 bass boom".
in honor of my respect and overall man-love for roger ebert, i'm going with his picks:
best picture: hurt locker
leading actor: jeff bridges
leading actress: sandra bullock
supporting actor: christoph waltz
supporting actress: mo'nique
director: kathryn bigelow
original screenplay: quentin tarantino (inglorious basterds)
adapted screenplay: jason reitman and the other dude (up in the air)
animated film: up
original song: the weary heart (crazy heart theme) by jeff bridges et al.
original score: up
art direction: avatar
cinematography: avatar
costume design: coco before chanel
documentary (feature): the cove
documentary (short): the last truck
editing: the hurt locker
foreign language film: the white ribbon
makeup: star trek
animated (short): a matter of loaf and death
live action short: kavi
sound editing: inglorious basterds
sound mixing: star trek
visual effects: avatar
What I still don't get is that how a person, a so called MAN, who screwed over two men (Letterman and Carson) to get where he wants can still come groveling back to the network that fired him, TWICE. And then come crawling back for his own selfish, egotistical, "every-man persona" needs. FOR SHAME JAY, FOR SHAME.
jay leno can come out and do the same tired joke night in and night out and i want to shoot myself, but every time tracy talks about getting someone pregnant i laugh like a little girl.
"Because let us get so real right now: this is not a fucking documentary about the situation in Afghanistan." becomes a much better sentence when typed, "Because let us get so real right now: this is not a fucking documentary about 'The Situation' in Afghanistan."
i'm just waiting for the reports to come out that this dude is a former pedophile/murderer/child arsonist just like every other creepy dancing phenom on videogum.
if that wizard asked me for one wish, I would ask for gabe to be my e-boyfriend. we could live in e-vermont and not fear of any e-persecution about our e-love.
While watching this, during the close up of Violent J I couldn't help thinking: When he's with a woman does he wear the clown make up? And is she even aware or is she too chloroformed up to care?
story of everest = one of the funniest things ever. even better is the commentary in which i believe they mention that it's based (somewhat) on a true story.
"Because let us get so real right now: this is not a fucking documentary about the situation in Afghanistan." becomes a much better sentence when typed, "Because let us get so real right now: this is not a fucking documentary about 'The Situation' in Afghanistan."
Now that's something I want to see.