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"Well known and celebrated in his native France" = "most of you American hicks have no clue who this dude is, but he's important"
Ugh, Portman, give it up. To Steve Winwood.
Donna Darko. But I guess he was Pixar-ish somehow, right? Or something?
Whitney got the weird early-in-the-montage spot. Ooooooo
The original Kaitlin Cooper from The OC, everybody!
Always the Bridesmaids, never the Oscar winners
Milla Jovovich is here to sing her 90s hit "The Gentleman Who Fell"
Way to work that leg, Jolie. You don't have much else to work with at the moment.
Unsubscribe, Will Ferrell and Zack Galifinakis.
You forgot about her quick trip to Joann Fabrics.
Brave wins next year, obvs. Or Wreck-it-Ralph. But clearly, not a Rango.
Actually serious about this. No idea why it wasn't nominated.
Bebe's Kids for best animated picture.
Winnie-the-Pooh for best animated picture.
Of course she has to be the pissy one in this bit. Granted, I'm also the pissy one during this bit.
Paltrow... Let me guess, she's not going to appreciate this.
Oh, this is helping me remember. Had totally blocked out the French Canadian performance troupe when I saw Amanda Seyfried in Gone this afternoon. In hindsight, it was a major part of the movie.
So glad this Oscar show is helping me understand what it's like to go to the movies. I've already forgotten...earlier today when I went to the movies.
You can't spell "whores" without War Horse.
And the Oscar for "Creepiest Use of Enya's 'Orinoco Flow'" goes to Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Please let Parker Posey be in this. Doing her deleted monologue from Waiting for Guffman.
I can already tell this is sketch is going to be bad. Sorry, Bob Balaban, please go back to Ghost World.
"They could not look more different" = Melissa McCarthy is a fattie. Sookie better win this shit.
That's just Billy Crystal being wacky.
Was Sandra Bullock always this dead inside? Or did Jesse James do this to her?
We're taking one for the team!
Congratulations to Billy Crystal on her ongoing gender reassignment. Glad you're using Amanda Lapore's plastic surgeon.
Oh hey the Oscars finally acknowledge the Hitler killing that I feel was severely lacking from Midnight in Paris.
The picture you are painting with your constipation.
And then she just did Cockney Rhyming Slang and the British people lost the American Revolution all over again.
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA. Also, Paltrow is being interviewed; the worst, etc.
Should be a Novo FlexPen, not a HumaLog vial. #worklife
Yay, congrats, Just Desserts! Also, of the two shirtless male YouTube videos to appear on Videogum today, Chris Gethard clearly wins over Briona's babydaddy.
Singled Out (as a vampire, living in a world of humans) Starring Jenny McCarthy and a vaccination