i wondered if i was spelling it right...i was giving him the benefit of the doubt and trying to man up his name. i liked him on SNL, but that's all i'll give you.
stringer bell? yes.
paul walker? never.
the lines between good and bad are often blurred, though...as 'the wire' has taught me. let's go to the movies, everybody!
oh, he wants those of us over 15 to believe that this is a "deep" app. because pretending to be a d.j. on your morning commute via your phone is something that will enhance your life, people.
of course, the magic broom. obviously.
my house somehow stays above ground, even though it must be really heavy. MIRACULOUS.
do we all get a news report about us at some point? we must.
i wasn't a fan of tlc for a while there because of the whole jon and kate thing and tlc's involvement. but, people, I AM A CONVERT. i worship at the feet of tlc (during commercial breaks between their horrible programming) for nipping this fiasco in the bud. kudos.
ewan is only in this because of his 'star wars' experience, right? they needed something to help those jokes make sense to the audience? yes? no? hell.
so...made-for-tv movie about murder, teenagers, angst and sex will be on lifetime, right? maybe project runway will design all the outfits and the plot will actually be about all the heathers dying and coming back in larger bodies to make us all feel better about ourselves. a girl can't just dream forever, right?!?!
stop it, gabe. i almost fell off my skateboard in the middle of traffic from laughing so hard. damn it, i could have spilled my starbuck's all over my ed hardy t-shirt!
i love the comments on youtube from people who took it seriously. i mean, i can understand believing a person fell down. but there is a STEAK with him. clearly, he jests. and i encourage more of it.
also, i love his screaming about his sunglasses. NOBODY MOVE.
oh, it's bizarre that there is a documentary out about people just like me when i was 16. well, i wasn't hooking up or spending obscene amounts of money. but i was a little bitch. so...basically these are my best friends on this show.
is it sad that when i read this i saw it as a reference from the past...in the same nostalgic way i think of saved by the bell? oh, xanga. vault of my youth.
i was all about this when i thought it was going to de-trivialize all of my status updates and get background stories on all of the ended facebook relationships. (O. M. G.!!!)
but it's about the creation of facebook? no, thank you.
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