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bringing out the newhart. now we've got a show going!
who is simon baker? no offense to him...he's cute, i'm just not sure who he is.
he will later remind this girl that she was not to speak. she broke the rules.
jim parsons! my nerdy heart can't handle it.
this is a nice grey garden-y speech.
i wondered if i was spelling it right...i was giving him the benefit of the doubt and trying to man up his name. i liked him on SNL, but that's all i'll give you.
that would just make me tracey morgan.
oh, man. people, don't stop with the kanye jokes. they never get old. wait. nevermind. they have been old for almost a week now.
i was wondering the same thing...
tracey morgan doesn't actually act, does he? isn't he always just tracey morgan? and horrible?
sorry i'm late. i brought more pizza, though...so we're cool, right?
i hate when my blonde wig squeezes my brain and causes me to make a complete ass of myself.
stringer bell? yes. paul walker? never. the lines between good and bad are often blurred, though...as 'the wire' has taught me. let's go to the movies, everybody!
c'mon, george takei! don't make it harder for me to defend my love of you!
i've got to give him some credit for taping this while he still had the blue poncho on.
hello. my name is rufus humphrey. i heard you're filming a documentary about my lame, hipster life.
oh, he wants those of us over 15 to believe that this is a "deep" app. because pretending to be a d.j. on your morning commute via your phone is something that will enhance your life, people.
i mean, i would definitely need heidi and spencer to tell me when rehab is necessary. they know what's up.
this post sponsored by the letter C. he knew well enough not to show up for beck's show.
right on. for real...lots of west michiganders. hello, brethren! yes, miranda is the worst...but can we talk for a minute about suzanne geha's face?
of course, the magic broom. obviously. my house somehow stays above ground, even though it must be really heavy. MIRACULOUS. do we all get a news report about us at some point? we must.
he has accomplished things. what more does it take for you people to just let him run around in his underwear without criticism?!?!
i wasn't a fan of tlc for a while there because of the whole jon and kate thing and tlc's involvement. but, people, I AM A CONVERT. i worship at the feet of tlc (during commercial breaks between their horrible programming) for nipping this fiasco in the bud. kudos.
ewan is only in this because of his 'star wars' experience, right? they needed something to help those jokes make sense to the audience? yes? no? hell.
graft vs. host, people. this season's finale should be the other housewives holding a benefit for her. in prison.
the guy in the background? he's my boyfriend's boyfriend. they will be sharing that dorm bed.
so...made-for-tv movie about murder, teenagers, angst and sex will be on lifetime, right? maybe project runway will design all the outfits and the plot will actually be about all the heathers dying and coming back in larger bodies to make us all feel better about ourselves. a girl can't just dream forever, right?!?!
stop it, gabe. i almost fell off my skateboard in the middle of traffic from laughing so hard. damn it, i could have spilled my starbuck's all over my ed hardy t-shirt!
oh, they're talking on the promo like the show was already cancelled. yay!
man, her car really didn't survive that movie. now they have to take cabs. oh, growing up.
i love the comments on youtube from people who took it seriously. i mean, i can understand believing a person fell down. but there is a STEAK with him. clearly, he jests. and i encourage more of it. also, i love his screaming about his sunglasses. NOBODY MOVE.
moral of the story: liberals are attractive like barbies. also, glenn beck is a barbie girl. (sorry.)
oh, it's bizarre that there is a documentary out about people just like me when i was 16. well, i wasn't hooking up or spending obscene amounts of money. but i was a little bitch. so...basically these are my best friends on this show.
is it sad that when i read this i saw it as a reference from the past...in the same nostalgic way i think of saved by the bell? oh, xanga. vault of my youth.
i was all about this when i thought it was going to de-trivialize all of my status updates and get background stories on all of the ended facebook relationships. (O. M. G.!!!) but it's about the creation of facebook? no, thank you.
14 minutes of nerd perfection.
'jesus camp 2: the possession.'
i was all about watching this trailer. then the cats started coming out of a dresser. that was just too much for me. i couldn't watch the whole thing.