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What's that one where Tyler Perry dressed up as a sassy black woman?
How old is this girl? 5? Because that's definitely something a five year old would say.
And did anyone catch that Cool Hand Luke reference?
Okay, can we all agree that BONNIE IS THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING PIXAR KID. She beats out Boo from Monster's, Inc. AND SHE WAS PRETTY FUCKING ADORABLE.
Wait a second, hold on. What the fuck is with that crowd? First they boo a guy for merely announcing his act, then they boo him during the entire act, not even listening to his jokes, and THEN they CHEER for him when he makes it to the next round? Those robots need to be rewired.
So let me this straight: Scarlett Johansson is on stage right now literally to just look pretty. Really?
I love Les Grossman as much as the next guy, but I think his character has been stretched a tad bit too far.
Dear NBC New Line-Up: Can you all go jump off a metaphorical bridge? Thanks much. Smooches, Palmer
I don't think he needed to pull this trick in order to get any genitals because it looks like he's the only boy in the entire school.
I think that video was made specifically to provoke the outrage of make believe parents.
Someone's been sipping too much of that Gaga.
I love how it leaves a phone number, and then at the bottom it says "Please, no phone calls about this job!" No contradiction there whatsoever.
The problem with Ke$ha is that she's absolutely serious.
That was definitely no "I get girls pregnant with my haircut." You just have to let Tracy go and do his own thing. FUCK YOU, Leno. You don't even deserve Tracy's brilliant nickname, J to the AM.
Wait, White Chicks hasn't been featured as a WMOAT? I nominate White Chicks as a Worst Movie of All Time. But you can't feature it this month because it's Confederate History Month in Virginia, so that would be racist.
Definitely the awwww moment of the week. month. year. DECADE!
In the words of someone from Of Montreal when asked why they let their song be used for those Outback commercials, "Sometimes you gotta suck a little dick to get by."
Let's just hope he doesn't start taking pictures of people giving fellatio. Specifically, pictures of Jeff Dunham going down on his puppets, which we all know he does.
I'm black, and I love this show...does this mean I'm going to black people Hell*? *Alaska
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When she names her kids Apple and Moses
This thread + Erykah Badu Post + rising levels of commenters' awesomeness = ONE BANGIN' ASS MONSTER'S BALL
Are all of Old Spice's commercials gonna feature glistening ripped black men wearing towels? If so, I gotta masturbate at least once DAMN.
Also, Nicholas Sparks is not very Raven. AT All.
Does he have a picture of a black person in his wallet?
I'm eating a Bojangles' Cheddar Bo Biscuit now! In honor of Pageant Talk, of course...not because I want to die of heart disease
"I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers" - CLASSIC.
The Poor and Destitute Tenebaums
Whoops, it's just the orange that reminds me of P4k. My bad.
Is it just me, or does the new stereogum site look a lot like P4k?
Since I have no creative talent whatsoever, someone please make a Coco valentine.
Wait a second, what happened to The Hangover? Isn't there like a best picture for comedy or a musical category?