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Breakfast at Kay's (because Tiffany's is Coastal Elitist)
All (White Republican) Presidents Go to Heaven
Since you retracted your mistake I am going to have to tell myself that your statement was a slip emanating from our (somewhat) collective unconscious
Conception, since she doesn't believe in contraception
this has got to be my favorite comment EVER, gratias ago Frank!!!!!
SO, yes Snooki perfectly encapsulates the whole "there is no MEANING in life so just LIVE/TAN/DRINK/WHORE AROUND WITH ORANGE AMERICANS" argument. Every day she keeps existing is another day for me to feel like I am winning by comparison
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Did Brad Pitt paint those 80's popstar faces? How good were they? Is he a hidden realist talent? Or was it in the impressionist style? Or were they stencil based and he is the next target for a Banksy character assassination? THere are far too many loose ends in this story to make a judgement on Brad Pitt's true intentions OK?!
Mr. and Mrs. Pranks
whoa is that who Keith Middlebrook is? I trust that it must be because I have never been afraid of any avatar the way I am afraid of your's mr. (or ms.?) atom, and I am afraid not to trust you. I thought this guy was an idiot but now I must say: YOU GUYZ IT"S NOT OK TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DOWNS!
this looks fun! I missed the boat again :(
Can we focus on what's really important here? This story is really about the healing, redemptive power of the magic that is Kobe Bryant's attention. If he does not look into your eyes and devour your soul just before schooling you in basketball- well, life, really- he cleanses you with forgiveness! He is the reason I am no longer a newt.
My most prized possession [was] my 1955 Topps Sandy Koufax Rookie Card The measuring contest has begun!!!
who designed this? just work out a few kinks and he's got a fortune waiting for him!
or they are tearing their own kin to pieces
how can I get the image to post instead of just the link??
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTeI7avdx4o79RXLRwnf7n5FObX6O25UWq9BV-ermNATCie_66hGg yes, Simba grows into a fetching lion, but he never matches the regal handsomeness of Mufasa!
Jason Statham faces a dilema similar to the one Achilles faced during the Trojan War. Achilles could kill Hector and then attain heroic status and never be forgotten, but this would also ensure his own death. His other option was to go home and accomplish a bunch of smaller tasks that would not have remotely the same amount of glory, but he would live a long and (somewhat) happy life. He chose immortality through fame. Jason Statham did not.
how does she remember how much she paid for toilet paper going back four years? Does she have another room for toilet paper financial archives?
This time the Chinese are invading instead of the Russians, so whites blacks and latinos are all united against the last ethnic group in which racism against is deemed acceptable in Hollywood. Progress!
I don't find anything to be bitter about here. Does it really matter at all how someone betters their respective situation, as long as they aren't hurting anyone? To complain about the manner in which he was discovered and received help is forced cynicism, and to extrapolate that outlook onto the "system" as a whole is simply a way to prevent anything from ever actually changing. This is the system we have, and it is better than almost every system that came before it. It is terribly imperfect, and it is always going to be imperfect. We can work on improving it over time, but this meme is not indicative of anything wrong, quite the opposite actually. We are seeing here a brand new way in which people that have a better chance of improving their station in life can get attention that highlights their ability to function and receive the help that they need. After Ted Williams, think of all the other countless homeless that are not insane and can actually turn their lives around with the benefit of a helping hand that comes with greater exposure. This type of thing can be replicated and continue to help time and time again, and the fact that white collar types show a passing interest in this, while not doing much, does spread the word about individuals, and in the smallest way actually does help. Just because they don't help enough by someone's standards doesn't mean that help doesn't count! True, this doesn't address all the other homeless that don't have any qualities, whether those qualities are superficial or not is besides the point. This does help diminish the number of homeless, spread the word that they are individuals with merits of their own, and not to be seen as a single mass of people that are beyond help and worthless. Because of this, there is one less homeless person that needs help, and more can get it. It is a small step, but it's a fucking step nonetheless, and all the cynicism about this is nothing more than a way to prevent ANY steps from ever being taken. It's not good enough so therefore fuck it, let's not do anything until we have a solution that will probably never come. Though that might not be a cognizant thought of the cynics, that is the sentiment underneath their consciousness. Fuck using a false sense of moral superiority to mask bitterness that decries the problem while simultaneously perpetuates it. Who cares if some people turn this into a spectacle, he has a home and a job now. Good job, internet! No sarcasm here.
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Harold and Kumar Discuss Order Pizza
Insult not the comptroller lest ye desire an audit
Man I really like all of your arguments for this movie, but I have never had the misfortune of seeing it. I would like to support you guys, but in the film's stead I must nominate: Demon Hunter, starring Sean Patrick Flannery as a half demon/half human titular character, one who "hunts his own kind for a God that hates him just so he doesn't hate himself," also he works at behest of the Catholic Church, an organization that the movie reveals to be secretive and cunning, which toes the line between good and evil but is ultimately the greatest force for good Earth has.
oops, wrong image sorry about that. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MYtypxAot5flkM:http://www.sportsmansblog.com/BearPicnicTable.jpg&t=1
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2QJSeWQoKyA/TOE7hZO97rI/AAAAAAAAIv4/MnNJFfJWm38/s1600/funny_beer-907.jpg case in point!
Thank you very much, a lot of potatoes! I am glad to finally be taking part in the famed videogum comment section conversations. In response to bearface, I know bears don't typically understand irony, but if you do some solid bear-thinking it can be accomplished.
To offer a counterpoint, I have been adamant about my carnivorous behavior my entire life, believing it to indicate my obedience to the laws of nature and as a sign that I do not believe in the moral argument for vegetarianism. Now I don't know if I can ever eat meat, or sandwiches (sandwiches!!!!) again... Also, he and his success are indicative of why America is rapidly falling behind the rest of the world in terms of education, productivity, and ingenuity. Chill out on the nacho cheese dude, you're a role model! (re) Also, I am a new monster, hello everyone! Happy New Year!