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I am anti- anything that forces Ellen to make her sad face, which to me is the downer equivalent of those Sarah MacLachlan dead cat commercials.

The only way I could appropriately respond to this story is if I had Laura Dern's face.

"A Million Things You Can Eat That Aren't Cheese"

I never realized until now this song was about sister wives.

C-SCAT. Or The Scat-time Network. Or VH-Scat. Or, if I could put a finer point on it, The Eating Shit and Liking It Network.

I never knew it was possible to wear blue leopard print and talk smack about gay marriage at the same time.

(that little spitball o' bile is meant for "mancat", by the way. kanye's album ISN'T shit. it's fine! clearly lots of money was spent on it and it's a very high quality product. but it's not #1 best album of the year material. it just isn't. so, uh, i guess this is where people downvote me some more. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :-D )

My first attempt at YouTube link humor. It was admittedly awkward.

PS: http://youtu.be/1-te0pEIa9U

So many crotch shots for a pack whacking lesson.

It means she's an asshole, is what it means.

Oh, world. You earth people and your Kanye obsession. It's so quaint. That said, this list isn't total suckballz. Of all the ones I've suffered through so far this month, this one had me gagging the least. But there was gagging, to be sure.

You know, old chicken makes good soup.

Also, I will admit to enjoying the Seth rant about Sarah Palin, though it was more of a "this is moderately witty and deserving of my attention" buzz than a "oh HA HA HA LOL HA HA HO" kind of buzz. And that's okay! Funny things don't always have to produce laughter? I feel like I should have found the Guy Fieri thing funny because the rest of the world seems to think it was great, but I thought it was one of those things where one kinda cute gag gets stretched way past its capacity. Kinda like the old man newscaster sketch. I was giggling for thirty seconds, then I got the gag and realized it would be the same joke over and over for five minutes, then hit the little >> button on my clicker.

Oh, oops! Never mind. He was fabulous! I had it all wrong: Seth Meyers as Alanis Morrisette should never happen again.

If I were involved with SNL, I would read Videogum on Monday mornings, because even when this site acknowledges an overall vibe of suckiness, there is still such generosity afforded to a show that could easily be shamed for being a comedy institution squandering its resources on lackluster talent and bloated, lazy laurel-resters. Such kindness for the SNL people on here, even when not being so kind! I would find great comfort in that, as opposed to trying to wince my way through a comments section on, say, EW.com or something. Way to keep it positive, Videogum! (That said, I will admit to actually enjoying the Penelope sketch, and the TSA ad parody, and the Queen vs. Kate sketch. Weekend Update was depressing and that Horse movie soundtrack sketch had me actually laughing AT them instead of WITH them. Seth Meyers as Robert Smith must never happen again. Also: Did I really need these parentheses?)

Soof gives good spectacle.

God damn it.

The least they could have done was replayed footage of the human taco parasailing into a pool of salsa.

This is the longest Family Ties outtake I've ever seen.