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It happened to me in 5th grade when I tripped while reaching for a balloon. I fell and hit my head on the leg of a desk. By the next week, the swelling from my forehead was gone, but my eyes turned purple and swelled almost completely shut. The more you know!
+6 | 1/5/11 11:02 AM
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I'm glad they mentioned that, along with the package, they would also be shrinking the box. And thus, the republic was saved.
+5 | 11/30/10 2:14 PM
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Would You Like a Large for Another Fifty Scent of a Woman?
+6 | 11/17/10 6:09 PM
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WHEN IS WINONA RYDER JOINING THE CAST?
+8 | 11/17/10 1:54 PM
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At least George W. (and George Sr., for that matter) had the dignity to be ashamed of his children.
+13 | 11/17/10 1:38 PM
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Sudden Meth
+4 | 11/17/10 1:34 PM
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Barefoot in the Trailer Park
+6 | 11/17/10 1:05 PM
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It would be the first time anyone used a magnum on her. (Did I do that right?)
+22 | 11/17/10 1:04 PM
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Punch Drunk Wife
+9 | 11/17/10 1:01 PM
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It gets creepier.
+5 | 11/16/10 5:56 PM
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You can't have both. Which came out the open door?
+4 | 11/16/10 5:43 PM
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Eye of the tiger, mane of the lion.
+15 | 11/16/10 5:33 PM
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Yeah, get off the teenagers. I know I just got off of yours. -Kevin Spacey
+64 | 11/15/10 7:14 PM
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Fake Plastic Shuttlecocks
+12 | 11/11/10 2:38 PM
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Avatar
+2 | 11/11/10 10:00 AM
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The Apple Dumpling Gang Calls It a Night
+1 | 11/10/10 6:58 PM
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"Would you like to split a milkshake with me?"
+18 | 11/10/10 6:51 PM
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Did anyone else think Ian Roberts was going to explode at the end, because he's a cyborg?
+2 | 11/10/10 12:37 PM
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We're going to need a bigger cocaine.
+7 | 11/8/10 12:01 PM
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My dog saw me watching this video, and now he's on the phone with his lawyer.
+16 | 10/21/10 1:34 PM
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Guys, I just called the doctor and made a pointment to check it. You should too, don't wait until you get it.
+4 | 10/20/10 1:17 PM
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The Boy Who Literally Had Cornflower Hair by caseanate (A+!)
+7 | 10/8/10 8:09 PM
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http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/posthip/madtempest.jpg
+13 | 10/5/10 4:50 PM
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Men Don't Leaf
+11 | 9/29/10 6:43 PM
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The Lion in (Not Quite Yet) Winter
+11 | 9/29/10 6:16 PM
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Remember when you wanted to get someone's attention you had to shoot a President? The bar has been lowered.
+10 | 9/29/10 3:42 PM
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Is this that "New Jersey Shore" show I keep hearing about?
+10 | 9/29/10 12:58 PM
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"Are you ever sorry you didn't follow your parents into comedy?"
+22 | 9/29/10 12:24 PM
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You know that "google" means to look something up on the internet, right? Because that is a worthwhile thing to do.
+2 | 9/27/10 1:33 PM
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Only if you have a gigantic mustache. Always read the terms and conditions.
+10 | 9/27/10 1:27 PM
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Blasphemy!
+3 | 9/27/10 11:49 AM
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(White) people can be offended by racism without being offended by racism on behalf of someone else.
+64 | 9/24/10 1:26 PM
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Sad Keanu visits the Vietnam War MEMORIAL.
+24 | 9/23/10 11:08 AM
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They're still here.- Joaquin Phoenix
+9 | 9/22/10 5:21 PM
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"I'm getting too old for new TV shows. Why do they have to keep making them? Don't they have enough already?" - Your mom. And me.
+31 | 9/21/10 12:54 PM
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" " -People who are fans of her body OF MUSIC
+12 | 9/20/10 4:59 PM
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http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/posthip/fucked.jpg
+26 | 9/17/10 4:00 PM
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Teddy told me that in Greek cat pee literally means the pee from a cat. It’s a twinge in your nose far more powerful than regular kitty litter.
+2 | 9/17/10 3:33 PM
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Does this mean Bookgum is cancelled?
+41 | 9/17/10 12:49 PM
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http://i794.photobucket.com/albums/yy221/posthip/mel.jpg Mel brings his own.
+53 | 9/16/10 6:14 PM
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