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Bodysync & Dazy – “Back Of My Mind”
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Genuine French canadian expression : Pomme de route (Road apple) meaning Horse/cow Shit
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9/18/12 11:59 AM
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A Completely Unsurprising Fact About Gwyneth Paltrow REVEALED!
and acid-melt some dude...
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9/17/12 1:37 PM
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Robocop’s New Outfit Stinks
Why would a robot look like he's got abs and pecs, we'll never know... kinda like the nipples on george clooney's batman suit.
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9/17/12 1:24 PM
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Robocop’s New Outfit Stinks
''Start from behind, then slowly work your way to the front'' -- Donald Trump on sex and hairstyle
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9/17/12 12:19 PM
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Oh To Be A Fly On The Wall During This Conversation
'' oh shit, i'm gonna get swallowed by the Sun... oh no, i'm fine... oh shit, i'm gonna get...'' -- The fish. Over and over.
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9/14/12 10:17 AM
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The World’s First Color Film Footage
He should go back and steal their cancer instead... that'd make up for it.
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9/13/12 12:40 PM
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Please Send Your Old DVDs To This Texas Children’s Hospital
i'm against it, but not sure if i am capital-letters against it... so nO
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9/11/12 1:44 PM
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Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?
merci.
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9/11/12 1:42 PM
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Reader Poll: Do You Agree With Nick Cassavetes About Incest? N/N?
Or, as i like to call her in semi french : Kim Karda-chienne (french word for bitch pronounced shi-an)
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9/11/12 12:51 PM
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Duh Aficionado
Magazine: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce To Being A Child With Cancer
isn't she just saying that she knows how it feels to be 18 making the cancer bit irrelevent ?
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9/11/12 12:05 PM
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Duh Aficionado
Magazine: Kim Kardashian Compares Her Divorce To Being A Child With Cancer
that's a hard disguise to pull off, turning your whole bottom half around 180 degres. She should have just worn a big scarf...
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9/10/12 12:20 PM
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Amanda Bynes Is The New Ms. Cool Disguise
August Hush
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8/31/12 6:39 AM
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Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies
that's gotta be photoshopped. one should not have that quantity of hair on the INSIDE of one's arm
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8/30/12 1:00 PM
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George H.W. Bush Doing An Impression Of Dana Carvey Doing An Impression Of Him
R2D2 was esquired in 2009, so...
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8/30/12 10:03 AM
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George H.W. Bush Doing An Impression Of Dana Carvey Doing An Impression Of Him
you must be australian, cause purple vortexes spin the other way over here
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8/30/12 9:51 AM
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George H.W. Bush Doing An Impression Of Dana Carvey Doing An Impression Of Him
brand new cars that won't start while being chased by (insert enemy)
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8/29/12 2:34 PM
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President Obama Has Never Even Run A Lemonade Stand?!
I've heard of lemonade stands, i've seen them in movies, but i've never encountered any. They're like Big Foot, but less blurry (thanks mitch).
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8/29/12 1:27 PM
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President Obama Has Never Even Run A Lemonade Stand?!
and use his own feces to fertilize his garden
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8/29/12 11:13 AM
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BATMAN RUMOR ALERT! BATMAN RUMOR ALERT!
0:52 actually... and outfun... maybe i should go on Vidéogomme
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8/29/12 9:59 AM
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From The Makers Of “This Rope Swing Is Too Big!” Comes “That Waterslide Is Unregulated!”
It looked like a lot of fun until Russell Brand showed up and tried to outfuned them (0:50)
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8/29/12 9:48 AM
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From The Makers Of “This Rope Swing Is Too Big!” Comes “That Waterslide Is Unregulated!”
If you do the meth, it adds up to zeros
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8/28/12 5:54 PM
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The Videogum
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
Contest: Aaron Paul Holding A Box Of “Blue Meth” Donuts
but i don't wanna hang out with Steve Rolfes.. i'm afraid of crocodiles
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8/28/12 4:27 PM
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Oh No, A Pier One Imports Rap Training Video!
When i grow up, i wanna be just like Amber Lewis, but i have no idea how you become a Leave of Absence Coordinator (at 3:03)
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8/28/12 4:24 PM
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Oh No, A Pier One Imports Rap Training Video!
Megabirth
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8/28/12 3:23 PM
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Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
And lesbian row has doubled in size with the new studio... once you go craig, you never go back...
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8/28/12 1:02 PM
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THE ROBOT UPRISING IS OPENING ITS MIND, GETTING INTO MUSIC!
ain't it about time for a brokeback mountain reboot ?
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8/28/12 11:18 AM
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Shia LaBeouf Is Very Dedicated
Kid Row
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8/28/12 9:56 AM
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Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
I'll have to rethink my refreshing schedule cause it's driving me crazy and wanting to watch Splice Channel, whatever that is
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8/28/12 9:53 AM
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Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
I think you meant öööf...
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8/28/12 9:49 AM
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Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
Time to insert the white gooey stuff covered lady from the GIF and link it to the puking baby at the very end
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8/28/12 9:46 AM
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Heavy Metal Babies Headbanging Supercut
and who eats pizza with a 2 and half foot long spoon ?
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8/27/12 6:03 PM
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Because Tom Hanks And Some Kid And Pizza And Life
What if making a bucket list was the only entry on her posthumously found bucket list that she'd just starting writing when death came around and knocked her out ? That'd be sad for sure.
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8/27/12 1:40 PM
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What Is On Emma Stone’s Bucket List?
Thank god Ron Paul didn't stop 9/11, 'cause Mark Wahlberg wouldn't have become the Mark Wahlberg of our generation...
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8/27/12 12:18 PM
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Ron Paul Is OUR Generation’s Mark Wahlberg
I too am afraid of green sweater vest becoming the new normal. I already have problems coping with the awful return of high rise pants.
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8/27/12 11:21 AM
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NBC’s Salt Lake City Affiliate Pulls
The New Normal
, Will Be Lonely In Heaven
I heard this exact experience was the punishment you get in hell for aborting a baby... rapists only get the bagpipe version
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8/22/12 1:53 PM
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DAD DANCE BREAK!
why is he playing air accordeon ? I don't hear accordeon, so why ? WHY ?
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8/22/12 1:36 PM
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DAD DANCE BREAK!
because racketeering is a long term money making concept
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8/22/12 12:11 PM
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Who Should Play The Rocketeer In Disney’s Reboot Of
The Rocketeer
?
It's much easier to prevent a war than it is stopping it... so Mark Wahlberg (Now i've used up all my mark wahlberg coupons)
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8/22/12 12:06 PM
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Who Should Play The Rocketeer In Disney’s Reboot Of
The Rocketeer
?
Based on the picture of the post, i'd have to go with Usain Bolt
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8/22/12 11:58 AM
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Who Should Play The Rocketeer In Disney’s Reboot Of
The Rocketeer
?
He's a greek author i think, from way back when. We just never knew his last name... he wrote stuff about heels and knitting forever or something
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8/22/12 10:48 AM
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An Oral History Of “D’Oh”
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