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idle hands are the devil's playground and you want me to read a book? how uninspired.
for the first time ever none of these afternoon links interest me. i dont know what to do with myself now.
i recently learned that cats domesticated themselves. if this is true, how awesome is that? "maybe if we're all cute and warm and fuzzy these people will give us food and then leave us alone until we want their attention again? VICTORY!" and now they own us. as a former cat owner it does make me feel kinda stupid that i fell for their tricks, but i guess it was worth it.
you make her sound too good. i have never had a good boss like that. i wanna move to cleveland now.
meat is great! and murder, but mostly great!
im from very-far-from-cleveland, but heres an idea. let fate decide. if you get the job maybe there is a reason. take it and move there and see. you can always quit and resume the other plan if its not your thing. but this comes from a guy whose only idea of what cleveland is comes from 30 rock... so go there and be a supermodel!
i really dont get the whole adults-reading-young-adult-novels. i know 30-somethings who reads them and it just makes them seem off. im in my early late 20s and i watch adventure time, but thats different because i'm adorable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
my school doesnt start till october so im bored as hell these days. i should be out being young and stuff but i spent today watching blooper videos on youtube and eating vietnamese food in bed. btw dont eat vietnamese food with chopsticks in bed when you are not very good at eating with said sticks.
wait a minute. two people called frank lloyd wrong and facetaco are parents?!
well, except for the veggie meatball thing. i mean... veggie meatballs, you know. thats just not ok. youre like that guy who just doesnt really care that much about food on 30 rock.
yay for bobs burgers and double elisabeth moss! boo for no bunheads (not even a choreography nom, dammit) and no rectify!
amy poehler is nominated, thank god.
its called research, gabe. you should try it. shaaaade!
theres nothing wrong with only having one set of sheets. it means less laundry and less stuff in the closets, which is always nice. call it "simple living", and people will think you're cool for it.
oh and my friends cancelled movie-night tonight.
redundant and unemployed part 2: i slept till 10 today, then had a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_bread with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost and contemplated my life and that takes us to now, two in the afternoon. later i'm doing laundry and ill probably spend a few hours figuring out whether to buy clothes or food next week. not the best day ever.
i can tell you how those work. they turn off the light, spray the whole room with something that smells like fake apples and plastic, then spray with something with no smell, and then dont turn the light on again until someone from the outside puts in a coin, no matter how hard you bang and pull on what you think is the door.
oh hey james cameron. how bout you stop using 3d yourself? youve re-created a monster. and not the fun kind.
me neither. but i dont like any of the guys you guys like, so eh. *coughgoslingcough*
why is everyone having babies all of a sudden?! i dont get it. what do they want them for? everyone i know are pregnant, and now it looks like i might have to share my birthday with some little dude. i dont wanna share the attention. you guys get that, right?
i will never change!
all you people seem to have really boring jobs. thats nice. what are they?
i would rather have that evil slushice-diarrhea for the rest of my life than get up at 4 am every day. i want a job where i get in at 11 am and leave at 3 pm and still make a buttload of money. is that too much to ask? is it?
OMG YAY! ok. i got up early, like 8, and had my breakfast. muesli and a grilled cheese. then i went back to sleep. i am unemployed, if you hadn't guessed. then i went to the mall, which i never do. bought some boxers. drank a slushice, which gave me diarrhea when i got home. now im eating potoato salad and watching greys anatomy and thinking about staying up late. the end. ARENT YOU GLAD I TOLD YOU? i am.
I hate being in a very different time zone. I wanna tell you all about my day, but you guys are probably sleeping now or something. Ugh! Not fair!
everybody pick a favorite! mine is the one with the green shirt and grey pants because he moves nice from 0.23 to 0.27. he is pure sex.
ive been gone a couple of months and forgot how this works. i'm gonna go lie down now for a minute.
that sounded sarcastic. i assure it wasn’t. i’m gonna go lie down for a minute.
that sounded sarcastic. i assure it wasn't. i'm gonna go lie down for a minute.
"Mark Ruffalo proves the age-old truism that it is extremely difficult to pull off the ‘wrestling outfit’ look." really? REALLY? i have seriously never been more attracted to him than i am right now.
ive had a crush on justin bartha since gigli.
teddy the asshole cat is my boyfriend. i love him.
i need to watch this. but i am europeaneanistic. so where can i watch this on the webs? help please.