The first person anywhere in the world to EVEN IN JEST remark that "NBC took our Community away" or "killed our Community" gets banned from making memes forever.
How lucky are the "Snow White and the Huntsman" producers that Jon Huntsman definitely won't be the Republican nominee in 2012?
It's like, imagine how alienating it would have been in 2000 to see a movie called "Snow White and the Bush"... Actually, never mind.
My desire to recreate the "Sex and the City" credits (with the bus ad, and the bus splashing water!) has led me to be arrested for vandalizing a bus five times. I was also hit by a bus once.
What can I say? I'm such a Lauren Kaplan.
If you think that's bad: Taylor Momsen just signed an ad contract for the new perfume "running into a Barnes and Noble drunk and rubbing a copy of a fashion magazine with perfume ads over your body instead of showering."
In order to one-up him, Lawrence's "Melissa and Joey" co-star Melissa Joan Hart is circulating a bizarre and frankly unbelievable story about her teenage years, during which she claims to have studied witchcraft.
If Eddie Murphy bows out as Oscar host in solidarity, I have a very special and hilarious suggestion that will make us forget this homophobic NIGHTMARE.
Ladies and gentlemen, your host, "30 Rock" star Tracy Morg--oh, nuts.
I think you're misusing the term "performance art," which we even we new commenters/James Franco superfans know refers exclusively to "General Hospital" episodes.
Whitney Houston is suing the producers of "Whitney."
No, not because of the name. Ms. Houston claims she was the first to observe that the silent treatment is both punishment and reward.
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