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"I want you to draw me wearing my 3-D glasses. ONLY my 3-D glasses."
+44 | 11/15/11 3:43 PM
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She also had her people delete her role from the Batman franchise, likely because of Morgan Freeman and Christian Bale's vigorous hand-shaking.
+2 | 11/15/11 2:29 PM
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Ironically enough, the 2008 caper film "Mad Money," starring Katie Holmes, was itself entirely shot in a single elevator ride by Billy Corgan.
+2 | 11/15/11 2:25 PM
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In order to appear on your behind-the-scenes footage, Katie Holmes demands Mad Money.
+3 | 11/15/11 2:23 PM
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The first person anywhere in the world to EVEN IN JEST remark that "NBC took our Community away" or "killed our Community" gets banned from making memes forever.
+2 | 11/15/11 10:29 AM
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Feeling in the dark towards an NBC / Zuccotti Park joke. "Parks and Wreck"--too easy?
+13 | 11/15/11 10:28 AM
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Burn After Napping
+5 | 11/14/11 12:20 PM
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Interview with the Grampire
+18 | 11/14/11 12:17 PM
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The most affectless reading of "My Pet Goat" in American history.
+7 | 11/11/11 2:16 PM
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Steven Soderbergh's "The Teacher Experience."
+15 | 11/11/11 2:08 PM
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How lucky are the "Snow White and the Huntsman" producers that Jon Huntsman definitely won't be the Republican nominee in 2012? It's like, imagine how alienating it would have been in 2000 to see a movie called "Snow White and the Bush"... Actually, never mind.
+15 | 11/11/11 11:50 AM
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"My necks, my backs." --Terry Richardson
+11 | 11/10/11 5:03 PM
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My desire to recreate the "Sex and the City" credits (with the bus ad, and the bus splashing water!) has led me to be arrested for vandalizing a bus five times. I was also hit by a bus once. What can I say? I'm such a Lauren Kaplan.
+9 | 11/10/11 12:13 PM
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Dakota and Elle Fanning. (Because they're also pretty hard to tell apart.)
+48 | 11/9/11 5:46 PM
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If you think that's bad: Taylor Momsen just signed an ad contract for the new perfume "running into a Barnes and Noble drunk and rubbing a copy of a fashion magazine with perfume ads over your body instead of showering."
+27 | 11/9/11 5:38 PM
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His movie "Pi" was the ORIGINAL anti-math PSA! Also, confidential to Gabe: you misspelled "math."
+15 | 11/9/11 12:32 PM
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Katherine Chloe Cahoon: All the nominees, including for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress, will be dashing European men.
+25 | 11/9/11 11:46 AM
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In order to one-up him, Lawrence's "Melissa and Joey" co-star Melissa Joan Hart is circulating a bizarre and frankly unbelievable story about her teenage years, during which she claims to have studied witchcraft.
+25 | 11/9/11 11:11 AM
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If Eddie Murphy bows out as Oscar host in solidarity, I have a very special and hilarious suggestion that will make us forget this homophobic NIGHTMARE. Ladies and gentlemen, your host, "30 Rock" star Tracy Morg--oh, nuts.
+4 | 11/9/11 10:26 AM
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I think you're misusing the term "performance art," which we even we new commenters/James Franco superfans know refers exclusively to "General Hospital" episodes.
+8 | 11/8/11 3:24 PM
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Thagnew! (Non-off-putting-way, I'M SURE, to combine gratitude and Agnew.)
+13 | 11/8/11 3:09 PM
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What about gnu commenters? (Aw, to hell with it, I'll never fit in! I'm just going back to posting at The Daily Beest.)
+55 | 11/8/11 2:56 PM
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Whitney Houston is suing the producers of "Whitney." No, not because of the name. Ms. Houston claims she was the first to observe that the silent treatment is both punishment and reward.
0 | 10/28/11 5:20 PM
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"Downtown" Julie Brown has sued the producers of "Downton Abbey."
+1 | 10/28/11 4:03 PM
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Poor TMZ must format like dog shit.
+9 | 10/28/11 3:43 PM
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He's also suing to keep Bananas Foster off the menu at Wahlburgers.
+5 | 10/28/11 3:40 PM
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I am so excited to see which as-yet-unwritten comment in this thread will be the week's lowest rated. Maybe even... this one?
+5 | 10/26/11 11:08 AM
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We need to see his Nielsen diaries--no, the long-form version.
+1 | 10/26/11 11:03 AM
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Melissa Leo was last seen with dyed red pigtails, muttering something about "getting into character" while clutching a chocolate Frosty.
+6 | 10/25/11 6:19 PM
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Burger Nights. (Too obvious? Unsavory associations with meat that's been adulterated and performances that were sweaty and undercooked?)
+6 | 10/25/11 6:18 PM
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Katy Perry is to "Kathy Beth Terry" as "Criminal"-era Fiona Apple is to those girls.
0 | 9/2/11 4:01 PM
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Actor Hugh Jackman drank here and never paid (for new upholstery).
+11 | 8/12/11 2:14 PM
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