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Brides getting knocked down by things make me laugh. Except when those things are Kevin James.
+1 | 5/17/11 4:30 PM
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A terrible movie, yes. But the original from 1968 is excruciating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyzLiTxDRg&NR=1
+1 | 5/16/11 7:24 PM
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Tyler Perry's DADDY'S LITTLE GIRLS. It may or may not be the worst of Perry's movies, but it certainly takes itself the most seriously.Even Idris Elba (le sigh) can't make it not be HORRIBLE.
+1 | 5/16/11 7:12 PM
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Needs more Anna Faris falling down.
+1 | 4/26/11 5:30 PM
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http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/WatershipDownBunny.PNG
+5 | 4/22/11 4:36 PM
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513PEPQYEGL._SL500.jpg Susan St. James seems to know how to solve the Zach Braff problem.
+7 | 4/22/11 3:24 PM
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I kept waiting for the "Only on Sy Fy" tag at the end. And maybe a jump cut of Sharktopus lunging at the screen.
+5 | 4/5/11 4:59 PM
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Fort Apache: The Brokencyde
0 | 3/24/11 6:47 PM
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"getting her [sic] asswhipped." Yeah, Rihanna is such a f*cking pussy. So Omar, is it okay if we all come over to your house (or perhaps your mom's house - my apologies) and break some windows? Because it sounds like you are okay with that.
+12 | 3/23/11 7:58 PM
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I went to see this with a large group of friends. Half loved it, the rest of us HATED it. It was like a slow-motion 2-hour commercial for Clairol for Men. Since then, we have referred to it as "Laugh at the Mohicans."
+3 | 3/22/11 3:58 PM
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She's pretty
+6 | 3/7/11 7:10 PM
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The King's Mussy
0 | 2/24/11 7:12 PM
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I cannot express how much I LOVE that his web name is OnKneesForJesus.
+26 | 1/25/11 3:11 PM
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http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Chinese-invasion-of-america-red-dawn-remake-08-560x420.jpg
+11 | 1/4/11 7:35 PM
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And they shot it in Detroit. All kinds of what the fuckery in this one.
+1 | 1/4/11 7:31 PM
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I would like to nominate the Ryan Reynolds version of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR. An aggressively stupid remake of a dated and boring crapfest. I was also going to nominate the 2005 remake of THE FOG, but Selma Blair is the only recognizable name in the cast. The remake if THE HITCHER suffers from the same no-name (Sean Bean) disqualification.
0 | 1/3/11 8:20 PM
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Seconded! No number of cool upside-down shots of Pittsburgh could make up for that HORRIBLE script. The elevator is trapped near the 22nd floor of a 40-odd story building, and they try to get to it from the roof and the basement? And then drill a hole into the wall where it is stuck? How about just opening the elevator door on 23 and hoisting them out from there? Awful.
+4 | 1/3/11 8:13 PM
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Yikes! It's like THE ORPHAN in reverse!
+2 | 1/3/11 8:08 PM
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http://i51.tinypic.com/2s8sjds.jpg This little guy is Nero. Lost him this year to cancer. Loved him.
+24 | 12/21/10 7:53 PM
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Judy Davis and Kevin Spacey KILL IT in this movie. And Christine Baranski. "Slipper socks! Medium!" Dennis Leary, however, was just laying the groundwork of proof that he is a terrible actor.
+5 | 11/22/10 8:17 PM
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I kept expecting the bullets to return from the sky and put that giant frowny wedding cake out of its misery.
+3 | 11/12/10 3:01 PM
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Agree 1000%. EVERYONE in that movie is terrible, even the people I usually like. The sets (though over-the-top) were amazing, though. I have to think the designer must have wanted to shoot Jan de Bont in the face after seeing the shitfest of terrible CGI and acting that was smeared all over it.
+6 | 11/8/10 7:24 PM
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These guys know what you are talking about http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/funny-games3.jpg
+7 | 11/8/10 7:03 PM
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Having neither Photoshop nor tha skillz to use it, surely there must be someone out there who can mash this up with the Mel Gibson/Beaver Puppet photo from yesterday. . .
+1 | 11/5/10 3:31 PM
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- The Aristocrats
+4 | 11/2/10 5:22 PM
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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ti89KF97L._SS500_.jpg
+6 | 10/28/10 3:46 PM
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCrUAiJgqMQ/SpVdstGGiMI/AAAAAAAAAS0/S1Cj0doyE1s/s1600-h/We-All-Wanna-Be-Prince-(Single)-by-Felix-Da-Housecat_RZOWqAOObHEx_full.jpg
0 | 10/28/10 3:44 PM
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jHgxtkHiHPw/S7lNXn6RX7I/AAAAAAAAARk/KsL13rUZdvc/s1600/coal_miners_daughter_1980_685x385.jpg
+10 | 10/14/10 2:34 PM
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http://www.chicompany.net/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=164
+1 | 10/12/10 9:10 PM
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http://www.googlenewz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Pauly-D-Honda.jpg
+11 | 10/1/10 2:26 PM
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Autumn for Hitler
+11 | 9/29/10 6:23 PM
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5:15 - PedoBear Alert?
0 | 9/23/10 9:17 PM
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I am personally a fan of watching the tail deflate in sadness after the face plant.
+21 | 9/20/10 3:17 PM
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Now THAT is a saladmatch.com love connection!
+7 | 9/15/10 5:40 PM
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Repo MEN is the awful turd starring Jude law. Repo MAN is the overrated cult favorite starring Emilio Estevez that has an AWESOME soundtrack.
0 | 9/13/10 10:35 PM
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New favorite .gif!
+1 | 8/31/10 7:53 PM
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"Men are actually giant babies, except instead of pooping in diapers, they poop in their underwear." Except not in Josh Duhamel's case, as Katherine Hegel willingly follows him around and catches it in her hands.
+15 | 8/31/10 3:12 PM
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Hilariously, that *is (was) my bell tower about a thousand years ago. The only time I remember them playing anything other than traditional campanile music (this is a thing) was "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. I am THAT old.
+6 | 8/31/10 3:06 PM
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This is like an answered prayer. And I love how the second Corgi's left ear keeps waving at you.
+4 | 8/27/10 8:11 PM
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PSYCHE!
+4 | 8/21/10 1:29 PM
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