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Joel Graham is definitely the best dad.
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Also, the last half of this episode was one of the most engrossing half-hours of TV I've ever seen.
Ok, I most definitely heard a gun cock right as the screen faded to black at the end. Am I really the only one? Clock ticking, then gun cocking? No?
Does anyone know how these live feeds work? Will I be able to watch it in it's entirety later on? My feed keeps cutting out and I don't want to miss ANYTHING.
Tommy answered my question, I feel like I'm going to pass out.
First, thank you Videogum for introducing me to this movie over four years ago, and making me excited enough to buy it on Amazon site unseen. I say this in all sincerity. Tommy, what is your favorite part of The Room? If you could go back in time, is there anything you would change? And also, for real, where are you from?
My impression was that he had the mullet because it was the only haircut (in his opinion) that would hide the fact that his ear was fake. He seemed a tad sensitive about it.
I just got visibly giddy at my desk, then had to lie to a coworker about a made up cousin being pregnant because that seemed better than admitting that my reaction was because of a TV show being renewed. Anyway, YAY!
"I need help reacting to something," gave me my biggest belly laugh of the night, closely followed by "Annie, subdue your guest."
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It was also a great night for Renee Zellweger references.
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Favorite lines of the night: 30 Rock: "I don't understand your art, Kevin!" The Office: "I grew up poor. I had little formal education. No real skills. I don’t work especially hard. Most of my ideas are either unoriginal or total crap. And yet, I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited and somebody else already had and I got it.If you ask me, that’s the American dream, right there. Anything can happen to anyone. It’s just random." Community: "The "Webster's Dictionary defines" intro is The Jim Belushi of speech openings: it accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps on using it, and no one knows why."
I get scared sometimes when I try to sound serious and talk about actual news with coworkers that I might slip up and say "Did you see what the Silver Fox had to say about it?"
Eureeeeeka! Eureeka's Caaaastle! Last week I wished for less Dale and Carl, and neither were in the episode. I should've known it would backfire on me. Last night I yelled at the screen more than I ever have before, and my boyfriend is worried about the level of hate I have for a fictional child character and his stupid fucking hat.
Lindsay had to beg Lorne to host, and she's made it known that this was her attempt to get back in the business. The whole episode just made me kind of sad. Not only was she very bad, but this was her FOURTH time hosting! Did she just forget how to do it? I actually liked the digital short, and I laughed during the house sitting sketch even though it could have been a lot better. I thought the Disney sketch was funny, Jack White was enjoyable, but you know it's rough when they play two old commercials. Thank G for Weekend Update.
I just read the Caption Contest thread, then wiki'd Uggie, so I'm in a great mood. Here's my favorite true quote from Uggie's Wikipedia page: The British Academy of Film and Television Arts has already responded: "Regretfully, we must advise that as he is not a human being and as his unique motivation as an actor was sausages, Uggie is not qualified to compete for the Bafta in this category." This was after a number of members had contacted BAFTA to enquire if they were allowed to vote for Uggie for Best Actor.
I really miss ALT. The new judge was terrible. "She's not wearing the clothes, the clothes are wearing her." UGH.
Jump on this trampoline and look like a fierce Margaret Thatcher!
Apparently my DVR really hates 30 Rock. This is the second time I've gotten all excited, clicked on my recordings, and seen the Colbert Report from the night before sitting at the top, mocking me.
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I would literally pay tens of dollars for the Mona Lindsay one.
welcome to costco, i love you, i love you!
“I’m going to stop talking to you because I’m pretty sure that was a recording. I mean it was, right? Whatever.”
I thought the show was pretty terrible until this happened. Then they were in Doll Land and I was hooked.
I went to high school with two of his daughters, they were indeed very nice. They also never block the street when all I want is a loaf of bread.
Mitch Daniels lives next to my parents (gentlemen) and he is just as creepy looking in real life. Also, he walks his dog in the middle of the damn street surrounded by two giant dudes and none of them will move so a 2 minute trip to the grocery store ends up taking 15. I don't like him is what I'm saying.
I missed my opportunity earlier, so I'll just say it now: Nicole Kidman looked like an evil Barbie doll.
I'm going to need to find my Jane Fonda workout VHS.
YES. I love GoT as much as the next monster, but Homeland is a truly great show. And Claire Danes makes the most ridiculous cry-faces of all time, but other than that she's pretty good.
Yay Jessica Lange! Nobody does "crazy bitch" as well as her.
Golden Globe nominee Jessica Alba?
OMG They played the sexiest song from Misfits when Idris won and I just want him to be on stage for the rest of the show!
Madonna's dress looks painful.
Now maybe some of the people I've told to watch Homeland will listen!
Agreed! I got really distracted last night when I saw what looked like CG snow on Ann's roof.