Notes of confusion on the first read give way to a delightful blend of snowclone, Videogum knowledge, and subtle avatar mockery. Coupled with the perfect posting time, Bookface's jest is sure to elevate any Meet Today's Guest Blogger occasion and leaves the reader with a feeling of warm joy for having read the post.
Last night I happened to flip over to TV as Netflix was loading Dr. Who and stumbled across this show. Not knowing anything about modern primetime programming I assumed this was American Idol (people were singing not dancing...my mistake, obvs). My thoughts at the time were, "This guy is definitely not going to the next round. Extremely poor lip synching, the backup dancers have better stage presence, and he choose to wear some weird kind of fetish chain." Finding out that this is someone who has acheived an obcene amount of wealth while being a total garbage-human really grinds my gears.
These guys know what you are talking about.
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Klassic Diesel.
Aren't action movies auto-disqualified 'cause they don't aim high enough to have the failed ambitions needed to be the worst movie of all time?
FYI American turkey day is next Thursday (I totes want to see some recipes from monsters).
Thanks to this post, I am now craving back-bacon and krillers for breakfast .
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