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"Where did Dan go after he was fired?" You may want to check the Dreamatorium.
It couldn't handle more than 4 digits, so it got stuck at 9999 for all of eternity (or until Angelfire took the site down after a decade of inactivity.)
Well, when I was 15, I created a website on Angelfire called Music Mania that played 30 second .wav files of then-current rock songs. And yes, there was blinking text too. So there!
They should have an ALF/Sabrina The Teenage Witch crossover movie, as we watch ALF plot to feast on Salem. Hilarity ensues.
When I read the book in 9th? grade, all I kept thinking about was how awesome the movie would be in 3D! I'm sure that's going to add a whole new level of badassery to Gatsby's swinging parties.
One Life to Squawk
Black Widow's description sounds like something I'd pick up at the bakery. Sensual caramel, honey and praline? SOLD.
I sure hope we have an exciting finale revolving around the gory beheading of one young King Joffrey. That arrogant asshole wants to get up in Stannis' face? I hope Stannis rips him from neck to navel. (No spoilers!)
They barely use Jay in sketches to begin with. He does some great impressions and would be nice if they gave him more material to work with.
If all 3 of those featured stars are leaving, 3 of the current 4 featured performers should be bumped to a full cast member. Kate McKinnon just joined a few episodes ago, so theoretically, it should be Vanessa Bayer, Tara Killam and Jay Pharaoh, although something tells me they're going to screw over Jay.
I wonder how many people will be trashing their recently purchased Battleship board game after seeing the movie this weekend. Oh right, no one saw the movie.
Vegas sounds slightly appealing, but couldn't they come up with a more creative name than that? Those knobs at the roundtable who come up with these titles need to go back to the drawing board.
James Franco (or Andy Serkis in a James costume) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-franco/on-commencement-speeches_b_1521338.html
I really hope he's not following in Brad Renfro's footsteps.:(
Magic Band sounds like it would make a great Nickelodeon show.
I definitely agree with you, which is why American Horror Story worked for me, since it was a very short season. When he has 22 episodes to write, he's going to veer off course very quickly. With shorter seasons, he only has a small period of time to work on arcs, therefore making for tighter stories and less superfluous filler characters.
Is Ryan Murphy trying to compete with Shonda Rimes on how many projects he's going to tackle at once next season?
Hold up. The hoverboards didn't really fly??! Mind = blown.
It still amazes me that I (we) live in a country with so many ignorant people.
They sure don't make Geo's like they used to.
Andy Serkis' role of a lifetime. Dog's life that is.
I wonder if they do Bar Mitzvah's too.
I guess they didn't even contemplate the fact that one of the operatives was actually a giant green monster man, before taking anything into consideration.
The only thing I got out of that video is that I really want an ice cream come right now. Maybe I should wait until right before bed though.
All libraries will hold a moment of silence today in memory of Maurice.
I honestly loved my theater. I usually hate when people start clapping and laughing at inappropriate moments, but everyone was totally in synch during my showing (early Saturday morning). Both the kids and parents were on their best behavior. There was an equal balance of parents with their kids and just us lone adults going for the ride, even though only 7 people stayed through the end of the credits. What kind of superhero movie watchers are you people?!
I loved the 50 Shades of Grey commercial and the tanning mom segment of WU. That's about it. They could have shortened this episode to a 5 minute commercial break.
Love roller coasters, but anything that swivels me around at high speeds? Nope. I already left my mark when leaving the Gravitron at Great Adventure when I was a kid.
Every time I see a video like this, I thank some higher power that I was born several years before video cameras became affordable enough for my parents. My brother, on the other hand, not so lucky. Every waking moment was documented from birth until my parents stop caring around 7 years old.
Lions attempting to eat children are never not funny.
I ranked 6th, "Harriette Winslow" (the original, not the fake mother from the last season of Family Matters.) Nothing's gonna stop me now!
In a non-serial, procedural format, Nikki and Paolo are killed in every episode, usually within the opening segment.
Dangit! We could have been watching this show on Nick at Nite every day!
Coincidentally, "I'll Be There For You" was also going to be the theme song for LAX 2194.
This could also double as a promo spot for the new Kardashian show.
I'd be more inclined to try Skyaking over skydiving. Looks like you get to enjoy the fall more this way sitting on your ass enjoying the sights than on a regular dive. Plus, the landing seems smoother too.
Is that a meth lab in your pants or are you just--BOOM.
I look forward to shutting my phone off during the movies. I already spend too much time on it, so it's nice to be forced to sit for 2 hours and actually enjoy something, instead of the constant cell phone distractions all day long. These kids don't realize that life will still exist as soon as the movie is over.
I actually prefer eating alone. No need to make useless small talk, pretend to enjoy a friend's story or having to wait for someone to be ready to order. I usually know exactly what I want going into a place, so if it's a sit-down deal (diner, local pub), assuming the service is adequate, I'll be in and out in 20-30 minutes.
Those Footloose auditions should have stayed locked in the vault.